Thursday, July 1, 2010

why dumb blonds are..... well, DUMB.







they all pretty much wear the same skimpy skanky outfits











they say amazingly stupid things like this

Alicia Silverstone on her role in Clueless: "I think that the film was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."


Paris Hilton talking to press about the US chain store: "Wal-Mart... do they like make walls there?"

Britney on Japan "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."

Jessica Simpson on her mood at the VH1 '05 video awards: "Isn’t it weird I’m getting all emotionable."



they all look the same. big boobs. big hair. small brains. or in some cases, no brains.





their basic vocabulary consists of "LIKE OH MY GAWDDDDDDDDDDDD" , "what-evah!" and "i like rainbows...... and ponies....... and daises...... and...and...and..."................


they all have chihuahuas' which they carry around in those weird bags..... i mean seriously, the dog has legs. and why in the world would you buy. a . bag . to . put . a . dog . in???!






and they always seem to be chewing gum or sucking on a lollipop......





soooooo...... kesimpulannya adalah, blondes are dumb. and weird. it's amazing how stupid one can be.
oh well. that's why god made girls like US . To compensate for the tragic mistake he made. =D












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