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hello lah.it is time for someone either than carmen to make a post.some indian words of wisdom dan segala yang sama waktu dengannya.

so.look at the calendar,your phone or your ipod,and see what month it is.if you dont have anyone of those look at the stars and if you paid attention in standard 5 science class you will be able to tell the month.or wait is that the north south east west thing?

wtv!

ITS DECEMBER BABY!!! CHRISTMASCHRISTMASVEN

UGASBIRTHDAYCHRISTMASCH

RISTMASVENUGASCHRISTMA

SBIRTHDAY.

so its that time of year not where you get presents,but to

the more important stuff,where you become broke and by the time of new years eve you friends call you out and you say 'sorry macha no money im going out with my parents cause they pay for everything:D"

FOR THOSE OF you who do that, its either you dont appreciate your parents, your indian or youre just pure genius and should really consider doing business in the future.

TIME IS FLYING SO FAST.science textbooks should change their text ;

which one moves faster: sound or lightiNG

hello isnt the answer TIME?

ok lame but im bored, im studying and for the past one hour all i have read about is sexual dysfunctions and people with weird disorders.

let me share some of my current intake of knowledge:

BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID.

PENILE PROSTHESIS

THIS IS SO GROSS MAN.some males face sexual dysfunction like where their penis's canot erect.ok thats normal u have definitely heard of this.but how t

o you solve the problem.by doing Penile prosthesis.yes gentlemen and gentlemen, this is a S O L U T I O N whereby you go for operation and they put a metal part in your dick which is connected to some strings and a pump with water.so when you wana have sex, you just bend the wire up and HELLO YOU HAVE A ERECTED PENIS.TAADAAA.and if you wana be more natural about it there is a WATER pump that is placed IN YOUR BALLS, YOU pump it and again TAAADAAAA...your dick goes up slowly, naturally. and when you are done having sex you can casually bend it back into its original position and it s

eems like a normal dick during history class.SUCCESS.HUMANS ARE GENIUSES I TELL YOU TO COME UP WITH THINGS LIKE THIS.

NEXT.

just some foundation information for you.

sadism is a sexual gratification through infliction of pain or humiliation on others.

masochism is sexual gratification through infliction of pain or humiliation on one self.

so there are relationships formed based on this.AND IT HAS A NAME.the sadomasochistic relationship. wherby of them injures and the other receives the injury and they are both absolutely totally happy about it that they are sexually aroused and seek intercourse and achieve orgasm.YAY.

ISNT SEX SUPPOSE TO BE A GOOD PASSIONATE INTIMATE SAFE THING.DID I MENTION SAFE THING .HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

humans are evolving as years go bye.i think the world is ending at 2012 not cause of natural disasters, but because by then we humans would have learned to eat each other and we will all eat each other all all die together.in 2012.

omg studying is so boring.

ok bye.

where's my birthday present!!

Patient driver.NOT.

driving is one of the most stressful activities in the world.

msia.i love.

but the drivers.... "first class".

pls.sense the sarcasm. by first class i meant CRAP.

topic 1: creative drivers.

(double/triple/creative parking.road signs are purely for decoration.)

this group consists of the jokers who never cease to amaze me with the way they park. 2 lane road. almost 3/4 of the 2 lanes is blocked by parked cars.

*HON HON HON HON HON*

my nice lunch hour is screwed up coz of the idiot whu keeps honking n the bigger idiot who triple parked his car.

even better..the jokers who park their cars in front of an empty parking lot.WHY WOULD U DO DAT? is it just funny to do such a ting ar?

"oh yay all the parking is full and i c one place but i dont wana park in it so i'll park in front of it!take that mafakers!"

msians love going against every road sign.

i tink if the road officials want people NOT to turn into a road, they should put a sign stating "sila masuk" instead of "dilarang masuk".

topic 2: people who shouldnt be on the road.

(old uncles on the road.most female (especially aunty) drivers.slow drivers on the fast lane.)

no offence to old people. much respect to them and all.but allowing them to walk itself is dangerous.

and we still have really old ppl driving. i can understand sm of them need to.

but its dangerous not only to them but to everyone around them.

everytime ur in a rush, one old uncle confirm will appear in front of u.=_=

*poof*

slow drivers=bad enough

slow drivers on the fast lane=!@#$%^&.

I HATE SLOW DRIVERS ON THE FAST LANE.

there's a reason its the FAST lane. its not for u to drive SLOW.

in fact, its the total opposite! so to all the slow drivers who have all the time in the world, well good for u but pls stay the hell off the fast lane! some ppl actually drive faster than 20km/h. =_=

topic 3: those who are just DYING to die.

(motorcyclist.taxi drivers.backside followers or tailgaters.)

these idiots (motorcyclist.taxi drivers).

u wana keep them alive.

they keep trying to do otherwise.

u give them space, they want the whole road.

traffic light red, they go flying ahead.

taxi drivers need to learn the fact that spending alot of time on the road doesnt mean they own it.

motorcyclist need to realise that they can actually die.easily.like.very easily.

and we're all dying to just knock them down due to their idiotic riding if it weren't for the law that states "any accident involving a motorcyclist, the car driver is at fault".

owh and to all the idiot mafaking backside followers... BACK OFF LA BELARDY!

theres no space in front!if i cant move any faster how the hell am i gonna be able to let u move any faster?!u sticking to my cars ass aint gona do anything!

but one fine day when the birds are singing and the rainbow is above me,

I'M GONNA JAM MY BREAKS

=D all the best to u. ur gona hv to pay me.=D

topic 4: those I WANNA KILL

(dumass rich i got nice car so i own the road drivers, those who cause traffic jams due to NO REASON AT ALL.uneducated use of signal lights.kiasu drivers.)

note to rich dickfaces who own nice cars.

just coz its a mercedes or a bmw doesnt mean that you can drive like a complete ass.

one day, when i dont love my teddy so much anymore, i'll just decide to make a lovely accident with u.

have u ever been in a situation where you see the road ahead of the car in front of you is clear. smooth traffic.BUT YET u are stuck in a jam. then all of a sudden... THERES NO JAM.theres no reason to it!! ayo i tell u the idiots who cause these kinda situations ar...dno wat shit they have as brains man.

SIGNAL LIGHTS.

are meant to pre indicate where u wana turn.

why so many people only turn it on AFTER they've turned is beyond me.

n those idiots who dont use it..make u wait at a junction wondering if hes turning or not...*u wonder..u wonder..u waitt..n waitt..*

then he turns. then u go MAHAII AHH.

kiasu drivers.

let ppl into lanes laa!omg letting in one extra car aint gona delay u for an hour.=S

some drivers knw u wana join their lane..n they immediately accelerate to stick to the car in front.n then give that smug look like they've won something great.

if i didnt love my car so much, i'd scratch yours.

~~~~~~END~~~~~~

we're lovely people.seriously.=D

screw ups

life can be good.

and can also be a real bitch.

some mornings are great.

some mornings we wake up on the wrong side of the bed.

joke is...hvnt u noticed that when the day starts bad...it never seems to get btr.for that one day at least.

u knw the whole "wake up late, stub toe on wall, slip on soap in bathroom, overburned toast, accident+traffic jam or puchong toll (if ur a puchong resident, u'll undrstand this pain), justin bieber on radio, starts to rain, late for class..etc etc." routine.

other than those conventional ones, some tings make it MUCH worse.

no.1

wake up.straight kena nag.from whichever parent.

gives a whole different meaning to "fire up ur morning".

its like an immediate mood destroyer. u can wake up with the "A NEW DAY TIME TO SING TO THE BEES AND DANCE WITH THE DAISIES" mode... get the *nag*....and become *FK WHY WAS I EVER BORNED".

no.2

having to wake up early.

i HATE waking up early.

did i mention HATE?

as in the "i need 4 alarms to wake up type H.A.T.E"?

(Garfield rox!)

ok.i tink its clear i HATE waking up early.

i can do nights.late late nights.

just not mornings.

when ur going to sleep at "nite"..knowing hw early u need to wake up the next morning..

thats already a bad morning.coz if u can relate to the sentence above, u'll b sleepin at 3am when u need to get up at 6am.=D

sucks.alot.

no.3

cold towels.

i personally HATE cold towels.

like u know the soggy feeling of it. feels so dam yucky.like its all mossy.

another great way to bust ur day.=D

these are the good stuff. warm hot hotel type towels.=D

no.4

cold showers.

this is probably worse than number 3.

cold showers.

where do i begin with my passion for hating cold showers...

actually...cold showers are bad any time of the day.

it makes u turn into a prune coz its so cold.

you go in it and get shocked to life.i like gentle wake ups la u know.

not the "OMG WTFFF COOLLLLDDD"

not only does it turn u into a prune, it dements ur brain n body for as least 5 seconds.

and u end up shivering out of the bathroom.

into a previously airconditioned bedroom.

joy.

things that will then heighten your blood pressure,

traffic jam.=D

things that may ease the burden:

yummy breakfast.

good song playing on the radio.

which ur unlikely to get coz like i said, a bad wake up has its consequences.

chain reaction.

life is tough la.

ha.ha.ha.

btw..hv u ever wondered y parents always tell u "go bathe?" when they know it'll take u ages to move?

bah.

powchikapowpow.=D

bad breath

once upon a time,

i encountered something that changed a "lets make out" feeling

into a "omfgifucomeaninchclosertomeisweari'llkillyou" feeling.

bad breath, ladies and gentlemen.

is the cause of that.

if there's one form of advertising that actually tells the truth, its chewing gum ads.

u know the ones that show girls running away from guys with bad breath.

you know how farts are bad?

at least when u fart in public...u can cock stare another person bside u to make it look like its his or her fault.

but bad breath.it comes straight from ur face.and if u say something like "its her not me",

uve automatically pleaded guilty.

im comparing farts to bad breathe coz theyre both pretty gross.

ting is sometimes farts are odorless.

bad breath..can never be odorless.its always bad.duh.

when u have bad breath, no matter how nice u are, ppl will keep a distance from u.unless their alot taller than u. or their wearing a mask. or they have bad sinus problems which cause them not to be able to breath thru their nose.

this is a fact, coz i had a fren once who was DAMM nice but had breath that smells like a salty sweaty ass. n im sory to say this but talking to him was...

barf inducing.

so yea. to ppl with bad breath, dont worry about recycling.or saving the animals. or saving money for you retirement.

until u eat gum or mint sweets. or keep listerin in ur bag =D or brush ur teeth every hour.

coz till u do all that, ur causing 2012.

its worth it.kissing is fun.=D

boomchikawawwaw.