disclaimer : highly sarcastic. if you're an emotional sensitive easily offended person. click on something else to read. seriously.
but if you're cool like us, read on.=D
*You are a GENIUS,
if you scored 90+ for add math during all exams in form 4 and form 5.
*You are an IDIOT,
when you believe that the balls hanging behind a male cat's ass is shit.
(this is from personal experience knowing certain ppl) =S
*You shouldnt consider yourself part of any religion,
even though you go to church/mosque/temple every week BUT entertain alcohol regularly or conduct sexual activity with multiple people.
Do the bottles below look familiar? Are you holding one now?
dont bother with your so called "praying".
*You are a FREAK,
when you have earrings which create big ass holes in your ear.
*You are a NERD,
the day you walk around campus with a PSP thinking its cool and then falling down the staircase.
*You are highly SKILLED,
if you can dine in Pizza Hut and walk out without paying the bill.
*You are WEIRD,
if you have a few long strands of hair sticking out from your chin. Even more so if you are a girl.
*You are GROSS,
if you have armpit hair so long it gets tangled with your handbag strap and shows to the whole world.
*You have ATTENTION DEFICIT HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER (or lack of attention syndrome)
When you lie about having leukemia just so you get attention. or wear really big headphones with some weird design everywhere. or dress like you're going to prom for classes with thick makeup and 4 inch heels.
*You are an ASSHOLE,
if you're dating 3 different people at the same time. eventho they're in different countries.
*You are a BIMBO,
if you idolise Ris Low. (if you dnt noe whu she is, click below.bimbo of the century.)
*You are a LALA,
if you wear 4 layers of clothes with totally clashing colours at the same time with tons of frills and thick frame glasses with no lenses and high striped socks and full of shiny things in your hair.
*You are beyond FAT,
(this is for guys or girls who have dicks) when you cant c your own dick coz your stomach is blocking your view.
*You are PATHETIC,
if you constantly need to be with friends just to feel wanted. especially when they dont wana be around you.
*You are SLEEPY,
if your eyes are closing. like mine now. kthxbye.
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