20 ways to know if you are a true YINDIAN :D

this is a RUBINI.VENUGA collaboration.

you use words like 'DEI' and 'MACHA' at the beginning and ending of every sentence that comes out of your mouth.

ex: "dei what you doing later macha?".

''macha come lets go thanni dei''....

every other indian you know is somehow related to your family or your life.

when you fight, its not those sophisticated fights where you use guns or skills like martial arts, you just grab the nearest chair and throw it to the persons face.

(please refer to point number 1) if you are a true indian you would know that "thanni" means any form of liquid that has alcohol in it, not the actually "thanni", which means water.

you go to Port Dickson to drink.alcohol.not to play in the sea.

festivals like Thaipusam and Deepavali are not for holy purposes. they are an excuse to get drunk and to "socialise" more. the yindian way.

your parents drag you for weddings and funerals only to find out that the stranger ending their lives are actually related to you in some complicated way which does not benefit you or your life in any way.

when "anak lelaki" / " anak perempuan" is part of your name.

when you are in love, you run around trees and sing songs.

when your parents think that everywhere you go, something bad will happen.

out of all the channels that you get to watch on Astro, you only choose to watch SUN TV, and VAANAVIL .

you are up to date on all the tamil series that air every half an hour which consists of a MINIMUM of almost 300 hundred episodes . EACH.

at weddings, you rush to the buffet table even before the bride and groom ties the knot.

you make use of every opportunity there is to get free stuff.

SAMY VELLU is always the hot topic in your conversations.

you gossip about every other aunty uncle cat dog mosquito fly in the neighbourhood.

when you enter a club, if you are a guy, all the other guys stare at you as though they wanna whack you up and if you are a girl, all the guys stare at you like you're a piece of meat.even if they are married.or old. or dying. =.="

you'd rather eat thosai and uppumma for breakfast instead of scrambled eggs and cereal.

fish curry. fish curry. fish curry.

and last but not least, when you have indian names like MURUGES or KANDASAMY or meenachi or casturi or or or. ok we think you get the point.

nandri.vanakam.bye.