Call yourself Malaysian if...

1. MAMAK is your haven.

it doesnt matter what the reason is.

it can be due to :-

the fact that you're always broke. like me.

or the fact that the food such as maggi goreng rox your sox.

or the fact that milo ais n teh ais arent better anywhere else.

or the fact that you love to sit by the roadside eventho there's a whole shop lot of civilized shaded indoor tables available.

2. ROAD SIGNS or make that any sign is just there for decoration.

Dilarang menjaja - you menjaja rite under it.

Dilarang membuang sampah - you buang sampah rite there.

Dilarang meletak kerete - you meletak your kereta rite there.

Dilarang turn left - confirm you'll turn left.

3. LAH is part of your daily vocabulary.

No matter how professional u are and altho you dont use it while conversing with your manager and clients, its part of your everyday dialog.

eg. no LAH.dowan LAH.finish LAH.correct LAH.go n die LAH.yay LAH.

4. you cant speak your own language properly but you can CURSE LIKE A PRO in all the 3 main languages.

this includes - malay, mandarin/cantonese, tamil/hindi. or segala yang sewaktu dgnnye.

5. you arnt one of those donkeys who only mixes with your own kind.

eg. chinese boys with chinese girls speaking mandarin eating wantanmee watching hongkong drama series singing karaoke to jay chow songs and wearing calerful socks so high it makes them look like a sohai.

i feel like smacking those ppl. im a chinese btw. so yea. im SO AGAINST RACISM.

you prefer: hanging with your indian ferens and wacking thosai while checking out the hawt malay boys who are sitting at the table in front of you at the mamak.=D

6. you bitch about everyone walking by.

this is undeniable. msians are KEPO. admitted. its not necessarily a bad or a good thing.

we just notice every aunty uncle hawt girl ugly guy weird kid handicap person passing by.

and bitch about all of them. n i mean ALL of them.we dont mean it. its just how mouliu (ntg btr to do) we are. god knows we LUV each other. ha.ha.

7. you think that evryone who's DYING to leave the country are idiots.

i mean.seriously.

msia = good food, nice weather (trust me ive been to 4 season places n it SUX), nice ppl (in general). its just a great place to live and grow up. i pity those who keep worshiping the lands across the seas. coz honestly, it aint that great.

here, its home. =)

and home.is where the heart is.