ever since the dawn of human beings, women have always been mistreated. never getting the respect they deserved.
personally i blame this on that eve character from adam n eve.coz she friggin ate the apple, we're still paying for it by getting periods.dam.
eve and apple
anyway.
GIRLS.the female species of the human race. we should be considered the superior gender because..
We can walk.run.dance.jump.in heels up to 4 inches high.
We can wear pads and have periods that bleed like waterfalls but still run marathons.
We have everything guys need. tissue.boobs.ass.good decisions.
we get Ladies night at clubs.=D free entry. free drinks. and if the skirt if short enuf, many more free drinks by guys who'll buy us anything but we give em nothing in return. luvly aint it?=D
we have assets that : if we show too much, we're considered sluts.
if we show too little, we're not attractive.
we need to constantly complicatedly work out the math equations to balance the amount of cloth and skin to look attractive yet decent.
and even after ALL that hard work, we have to go thru social scanning and face the panel of people whu always have something crappy to say.
crap.
We're talented multitaskers compared to men, who are mostly hopeless with multitasking. Look at corporate mums, those whu are Managing directors of some massive firm but still make it home in time to cook for the family. respecctt.
Ever heard the quote, "behind every successful man is a woman"?
president barack obama and wife
We get pregnant and give birth to babies. Giving birth is one of the greatest form of pain known to human. Seriously.
All the great male leaders... Alexander the Great, Napoleon, Mao Tze Tung. They all came from a woman.
Napoleon
Mao Tze Tung
God created human rite? Well mothers give birth to human beings. So shouldnt women be given a higher level of respect since they're somewhat godlike?
There is a song titled "God is a girl".
Brainfart & Co.
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