Guys, listen up.

Do not cheat on a us. We girls talk, we WILL know, we WILL find out, and we WILL dump your sorry ass!

If we slapped you hard, you probably deserved it.

but, never ever slap us, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if we swat you first, just say,"hahahaha...." and move on with life. Seriously. It's NOT cool to hit women.

No matter how annoying we get. Unless she's Miley Cyrus. Then go ahead.

If we are officially dating, and you're introducing us to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce us as your girlfriend. Or else.

Never ever bitch about our best friend to us. Even if she's in the wrong.

It's call suicide not asking for sympathy. Dumb ass!

Memorise our birthday. You forget our birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

Not gonna lie.

Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.

No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a b!tch. Don’t bother trying to convince us otherwise, that's bad idea.

It’s good to be sensitive, TO A CERTAIN EXTENT.

If you did something wrong, apologize. Even if you didn't, apologize anyway.

We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it. Let it be.

"Fine" is NEVER an appropriate response when we ask you how we look .

We don't get jealous. We get murderous.

We're not gold-diggers. We'll chip in once you prove you're not a cheap bastard.

If you want to know if we like you, JUST ASK.

We will never really ask a guy's advice, unless it's about cars, football, or other girls, in which case, you should never answer.

We have physical troubles you can't even imagine.So if we are pms-ing, DO NOT irritate us. heck. don't even talk to us. or we will just yell at you,

and then slap you like a crippled idiot.

We know you love it when we talk about our asses/boobs/etc.

Did you really think we didn't know that?

Not all women are bitches. We know they're out there, but don't go lumping us all in the same group just because you got rejected a few times.

We hate men who spend more time in front of the mirror in the morning than we do.

Why are you trying to look better than us??

We have standards. Seriously. We put major thought into these and expect them to be fulfilled. That does not make a girl a snob.

There is no such thing as a shy girl after the age of 16. After that, all girls are acting.

Remember, "a woman's charm is 50% illusion".

and the most important fact of all,

BOYS DROOL.