toilets.

i swear my titles need to have more creative essence in it.

but this is really about toilets.

msian toilets to b exact

i love msia. no sarcasm.

but the toilets....

the toilets are sooo nasty in msia its one reason u may actually not like msia so much anymore.

peeing is a simple job. for guys, abit of aiming skills are needed. but its not like ur shooting a nazi a mile away type skill. girls... just sit.and pee.

shitting is even easier. u just sit. n shit.

im discussing girl toilets coz .. well we're girls.

3 main issues.

number 1.

the floor is always wet.

wana noe y this is a problem?

long skirts,jeans,baju kurungs etc are absorbing all the nasty ass water on the floor.

solution: hold up the skirts? yea. while managing the door, not dropping ur handbag, being careful not to trip or slip.

its an skill developed over living many yrs.

ting is... if ur gonna have to wash ur friggin ass n ehems all the time, go ahead.

but try to wash it IN the toilet bowl area.

dont spray all ur nasty water ALL OVER the bathroom.

i mean seriously... YUCK.

n simple trick..when u turn on the pipe..its common sense to turn it off. i am yet to figure out y certain jokers leave it on.

number 2

pads.

used pads = NASTY.like.NASSSTTTY.did i mention NASTY?

its kinda barbaric to leave the pads lying around a public toilet.

its the *open toilet door EWWW slams door* 2 second scenario.

if u have ur period, ur old enough to give birth.

so throwing ur pad away (NOT by flushing it down the toilet) should be relatively EASY and LOGICAL la u knw.

number 3

stepping on the toilet seat.

u knw y every other girl does this? bcoz the previous girl stepped on it too.

i wouldnt sit on a toilet seat that was shoe prints on it.

its made for sitting purposes for a reason.

to sit.

so hello to the female citizens of msia, if its a sitting toilet, SIT ON IT.

if u wana not sit so much, use the one on the left. alternatively, go join the guys with their urinals. =D

oh oh

bonus point

last week at OU there was a mother with her son n daughter coming out from one cubical. the kids had no pants on. the whole bathroom was WET.

its like they had a family bath.

i was like waffakk..?? =S =S

msia is a beautiful country. with awesome holiday spots. but even some of the best places have the CRAPPIEST toilets.

n i knw this post makes girls seem kinda barbaric. let me assure you this is only applicable for a certain portion of the female species.

coz the three of us..practice none of the above.

sooo... kthxbye. powchikapowpow.