FaceBook an its BullShit

1. The status change.

- Drama drama drama.

suitable comments:

"ohh im so sorry, stay strong k." - y do ppl put this? sympathy is pathetic.

"are you ok?" - wadaya think la honestly?

"what happened?" - yeah.im about to tell u my whole "ex cheated on me with my best fren" story on facebook. unlikely.

heres a better solution. pick up a phone. call. its called being a real friend. half the ppl that comment on this shit on fb are those that...you havnt heard from since 5 yrs ago.

2. Display photos.

-[puts picture] and titles it : im soo ugly in this one. THEN Y PUT IT UP AMALAWD. CLEARLY you're attention deprived trying to get some good soul to put there "omg where got ugly??so pretty!" and then u kembang bontot (translation: inflated ass).

title : omg. i look SO fugly is this pic.=_=

GET HELP if u need to result to these kinda sad tactics to gain self confidence.

3. Shoutouts.

some ..many.. idiots do the following lifeless shoutout changes.

@#$%^^ changed status to "just had dinner food sucked" at 9.00 pm.

@#$%^^ changed status to "shit got stomach ache" at 9.02 pm.

@#$%^^ changed status to "just took a dump.ahhh.wat a relief" at 9.05 pm.

tell me.would you tell ur frends..or anyone in this godforesaken world about those things you just posted? no. wanna no y? half of them dont like you and the other half doesnt giv a dam.

if ppl do like u, you wouldnt be sitting at home posting shoutouts every 4 minits. you'd be out.with them.

OH N ONE MORE. using shoutouts as personal attack msgs.

"unlike SOME PPL, i actually have the guts to say all those stuff to your face".

rite. and you're posting it on facebook because...?

4. Putting albums of their "happening nightlife"

this one is the best lah.

thru this action:

-managers catch employees.they get fired.

-teachers catch students.they get suspended.

-a frend finds out you partied w.o him/her.bitches about u to the whole world.

-ur cousin sees it.she/he tells her/his mum who then tells your mum.who then takes away ur phone, cash, car. joy.

great picture for a manager to get caught in thru facebook =D

hopefully ur life is actually as "happening" as ur nitelife la ar.

5. Farmville/Cafeworld etc. etc.

seriously?

some ppl actually spend money on those crap.

get.a.life.

farmville. god. go play mario land la.

6. Sending hearts/chocolates/flowers/kisses/hugs via facebook.

stop.being.a.cheap.ass.and.go.buy.some.REAL.stuff.

kisses n hugs thru facebook=the love is dead.

amen.

kthxbye.