Thursday, July 22, 2010


ok, is it only me, or do you guys find this movie a lil' bit disturbing?




for those of you who have never heard of this movie before, it's about this eleven yr girl, Coraline Jones who gets annoyed with her parents cause they don't pay much attention to her.

so she decides to go through this mysterious tunnel she discovered. and at the other side of the tunnel, is a place where everything looks the same, even her parents look the same, except, it's much happier there and everybody there has buttons instead of eyes.


then one day, the Other Mother asks her to live permanently in the other world. but. she has to replace her eyes with buttons. so Coraline freaks out and tries escape through the tunnel to the real world but a MASSIVE beetle was blocking the door. then the Other Mother gets pissed off and she grows " grotesquely tall and elongated ".


and then she turns into a spider. go figure.


then she starts dragging Coraline by the nose and throws her into some magic mirror and traps her there.




behind the mirror she meets three ghosts that tell her they can't leave cause the Other Mother has their souls a.k.a the button eyes.


and then the next day she meets a talking cat and decides to save the three ghosts and the rest of the story continues with weird things that Coraline does to try to find the eyes and escape.


then suddenly the Other Mother turns the room into a giant spider web and catches Coraline in it but she manages to escape and slams the door on the Other Mother's wrists and her hand falls off into the tunnel. =.="



then later that night, when she's back in the real world, the Other Mother's severed hand crawls out of the tunnel and comes looking for the key, which Coraline is wearing around her neck.


Coraline then goes outside to the old well, stalked by the hand. The hand attacks her before she can throw the key in the well. and then some dude comes and crushes the hand with a rock and then together-gether throw the hand and the key into the well.






THE END.


oh and did i mention that the movie is in 3D?


p.s Apparently a little boy was so scared by the movie that he had to sleep with his mother and woke up in the middle of the night feeling for his mother’s eyes to make sure they weren’t replaced with buttons. success.


what is the point of this movie, really?
what happened to movies like kung fu panda and nemo?

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