Friday, September 24, 2010

Music and its consequences


music is a powerful tool.
when ur sad, it has the ability to make u feel sadder and almost suicide-ish.
but if u chose a happy song, u'll get happy.n it really works.altho maybe the hapiness last as long as the song. which is not very long.

im not gna b a hypocrite n say im not one of those idiots who turns on " im all outa love" when i break up.
i am.
its really pathetic.

oh to all the broken hearted out there, im not here to console. but if u wana feel more pathetic about your poor soppy self, do try listening to "kissing you goodbye" by the used.or "so much for my happy ending" by avril lavigne. or "life after you" by daughtry.
rewind rewind rewind.
confirm depression.

happy songs.
i tell u for some freak reason.."lemon tree" by fool's garden will make u smile.its not to say a great song. its abit stupid.but the beat is so happy it'll make u temporarily happy.

then for those who wanna recover from something.
"happily never after" backstreetboys. (this is actually good)
"not afraid" eminem

the current feel good song,
"CLUB CANT EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW"
=D



ok the point of this post wasnt to promote songs with words.
its to promote the wordless songs.
no..not some trumpet or saxophone playing music.

im talking about trance.
this genre of music..makes u feel NOTHING.
you dont feel anything.
you just feel like dancing you heart off.
head banging along with jokers who cant dance to save their lives.
but its all good.
coz when theres trance... plus abit of alcohol...
nothing matters.
no body cares wat u look like.
no body cares how loud ur screaming
no body cares how many words ur cursing.
everyone feels and hears the same thing..

beat beat beat beat
beat beat beat beat

so this is a tribute and appreciation to trance and techno.
the best music for anytime and any mood.
confirm u will feel nothing.
=D

tiesto, mauro picotto, basshunter, bass agents, dj megara, dj lee, armin van buuren
dan segale yg sewaktu dgnnye.
=)

owh n it doesnt hurt that most of them are HOT.
=D
mauro picotto

tiesto

=D

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

annoying fbkers

yes yes we are going on a rant-about-annoying-ppl fest atm.
just deal with us.
u know u love us. :D



THE-ATTENTION-SEEKER

"Im so heart broken..." "Im so upset ryt now i cant even talk." yea. so upset. but u have all the time in the world to log on to fb and post this. then stare at the computer waiting for comments on ur status. all so that u can say"stop asking me so many questions! this is personal and i dnt wanna talk abt it. MIND UR OWN BUSINESS!" then why the hell did u broadcast to the whole world that ur sad, if u really didn't want ppl to comment? HELLO.


THE - PREACHER

these are the ppl who take the "what's on ur mind" sentence wayyyyyyyyy too seriously.they preach abt everything.
the train system. the goverment. the poor ppl.the environment. indiansmalayschinesedogscatsmonkeysgiraffes. EVERYTHING. they just go on and on and on and ON!! ok we get it. we complain sometimes too. but not abt every single damn thing every freakin' day!! dude, it's a SOCIAL network not a damn confession box. if it really bothers u that much, do something about it. instead of whining like a pussy.




THE-LET-ME-TELL-U-EVERY-DETAIL-OF-MY-LIFE-IDIOT

"I'm waking up." "I had cereal for breakfast." "I'm bored at work." "I'm stuck in traffic." "I just farted."

Oh really??!!! WOW! How FASCINATING! =.= "




Just because u have 697 fb friends doesn't mean we all want to know when you're waiting for the bus.


THE-SILENT-STALKER

These are the ppl who u forgot existed, or maybe too lazy to update their status or write on ur wall. but once in a while, u'll be talking to them, and they'll mention something u posted a long time ago. so u know they're on ur page, all the time. stalking u. creeeepyyyyyyyyyyy.


THE-OBSESSED-INVITER

"Support my cause." "Sign my petition." "Play Mafia Wars with me." "Which movie character are you?" "Here's a drink. What drink are you?" "We're related!" "I took the ' What Ice Cream Flavour Are You?' quiz and found out i'm chocolate! What ice cream flavour are you?"

You probably mean well, but stop. just stop. i don't care what ice cream i am. can't we simply be friends?


Now excuse me while I go post the link to this story on my fb page :D

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Apparently engineers should be considered hot too.=P

Why you should marry an Engineer Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.


Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle

An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.

Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm.

Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan.

The arts graduate is still looking for a job.

And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.


Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness

An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.

Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.

The Management graduate who will try to control your spending, The Arts graduate who will 'change major'.

And the medical school graduate who will operate on you.

And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineer s believe that You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will be hooked to you forever.


Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.

Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - The lawyers will lie about everything.

Management graduates will cheat your money.

The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.

Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. plus they r cooler than the others 

its raining MEN.

so i was just telling someone that day how much i hate sisi boys who make up a good 80% of our guy population nowadays.

i dnt noe if its coz of the influence from tv shows, the increasing defective genes causing gayness, or the korean gay bands who wear glitter singlets and studded tights.

so i decided to give tribute to 5 classes of men that i find abso-fucking-lutely MEN.

1. Army

i have tons n tons of respect for army men.
difficult living conditions. no hair gel involved. heck no mirror usage.
buff. fast. with firearms.

i love men with scars.
shows that they've done something with life. not stayed home like some rich bitch getting driven around and cant even change a lightbulb.

these are men.





this includes all other men in uniform. firemen. policemen. bodyguards.
HAWT.


2. Fighters

im a sucker for martial arts.
i love guys who can put up a good fight.
especially muay thai fighters.



HAWTTTTT.

i get turned on just watching their muscles flex when they throw a k.o. kick at their opponent's face.

the idea that their body is a killing machine is soo appealing. =D


3. Dancers

you noe what they say. men who can dance, are good in bed.

ha.ha.

guys who just head bang and move their hands are not considered in this category.
im talking about real ballroom dancers or breakdancers or shufflers.
who dont need alcohol to move.


so long their good at it, it works for me.=D

4. Guys who can handle their cars

girls, in general, are known to be bad drivers.
im not agreeing nor am i disagreeing. coz im not dat great with driving either.haha.

but i cant stand guys who cant park or handle a car.

guys who can handle their car. with speed = hot.

5. Bald buff men.

this really isnt a right category.
but i love men who can pull off the bald look.

and i prefer big sized guys over skinny twiggy guys.
with skinny twiggy guys it feels like i'll have to fight if someone attacked us.










Saturday, September 11, 2010

MORE annoying ppl.

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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

annoying people of the world

Sales people who stick onto you and follow you around the store, asking if they can help you, until you either give up and buy something, or go nuts and beat them to death with a display rack.


People who ask even when you say "DON'T ASK"


People who, even if you stuck a gun to their head, would not be able to wrap their minds around the concept that they REALLY NEED TO SHUT UP!


Vegetarians who give meat eating people the stinky eye. (carrots are living things too you know! )


Mothers who are somehow able to ignore the IRRITATING sound of their child repeatedly shrieking "mummy! mummy! mummy! MUMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!" in the middle of a shopping mall.


Anyone who is attempting to analyze my personality based on this list.


Whoever first came up with the concept of Barney." oh i know! let's have an oversized gay purple dinosaur sing nursery rhymes and teach children ABC!"





Dentists who try to have a conversation with you while they have their hands shoved into your mouth.

Justin Beiber.

People who appear to have had their sense of humour surgically removed.


People who don't realize that it's rude to pick your nose in public.and then eat it.


People who prove on a regular basis that yes, there IS such a thing as a stupid question.

eg : waitress : "hi, welcome to kfc, how can i help you miss?"

me : " hi, yea one coke please."

waitress: " large or regular miss?"

me : " emm...large"

waitress : "sorry miss we only have regular coke "



Monday, September 6, 2010

let me define CLUMSINESS.



clumsy.

Definition: Lacking physical coordination, skill, or grace; awkward.
in normal language: coordinatedly retarded.

how do u knw if ur clumsy?
well i'm clumsy.admitted and proud of it.=D
altho the pain can sometimes be a serious pain in the ass. literally. as in when i fall. on my ass.

nothing to be ashamed off.
as there is no medication for it.
it cant be fixed.
=D

so anyway..
what makes u clumsy?

no.1 Tripping over ur own feet.

this means walking... n literally ur right foot happeningly gets in front of ur left foot.
n u trip.

what happens after that is history. usually the history aint very good.

no. 2 Tripping over every other thing.

uneven floor tiles, floor boards, stairs, dividers, stools, chairs, stones, sidewalks.. basically anything on the ground.



from the biggest objects ur not suppose to miss to the smallest objects that aint suppose to affect a normal human walking.
u still trip over them.

its like every object has this written on it. =S

success.

no. 3 Walking into objects. and/or banging some part of ur body onto objects.


like a tiang. or a piller. or a lamp post. or a wall. or a door. or a sofa. or a table.
i hit myself into those objects ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME. most of the time..the knee area.if not it'll be the shoulder area. if not, it'll be the hip and waist. in more serious incidences, all 3 areas kena.

good ol school tiang and walking while talking to frens la u knw.
*ke toingggg* finish.

no. 4 Always forgetting ur parking ticket

paying for a parking ticket at a machine.

if ur clumsy, u either :
a) pay the money, take ur change, forget the ticket at the machine. success.

b) pay the money, take the ticket, hold it, but SOMEHOW when u reach ur car, u cant find it.

c) u dropped ur ticket. u look everywhere. only to find it UNDER UR CAR.=_=

no. 5 Leaving ur carkey. ON TOP UR CAR.



this is fucked up. i knw.
its as it says. leaving the key.on the car roof.while u adjust ur clothes and hair against ur reflection in the window.
and walking off.
forgetting the key.

i was so lucky no one took the key.

no. 6 Slamming the car door onto ur body. while ur getting into the car.

no one who is well coordinated will understand how the hell u accomplish this amazing act.
getting into a car.
relatively simple action.
sit ur ass down. put ur body in, bring ur legs in.
but NOOO.
ppl like me... somehow or another, slam the door onto our legs.
most recently i slammed the door onto my HEAD.
like i got into the car.. was closing the door..n FORGOT MY HEAD WAS NOT IN ENUF YET.


*KE BAMMMMM* *Stars start spinning awhile*
clumsy ppl.are dangerous to themselves.
but they tend to just hurt themselves.
ppl around them however, try to stay further way.
ha.ha.
dont let them close the car door for u.
u may loose a body part.
=D

owh and dont let them hold anything thats expensive and/or fragile.
trust me. in a second, it wont b expensive or fragile anymore.
it'll be broken.

=D





powchikapowpow.
over n out.=D

owh just so u knw, all incidences above are real live experiences.
=D
thats how successful we are.=D