Introduction : Edward cullen is a vampire who shines and dies in the form of breaking like ice. success.
point is, he doesnt exist. to all girls goin "i wish my bf is like edward cullen".. go stand in front of a car which is speeding straight against u.
either it'll b a real live twilight scenario whereby u get saved by super speed running. or u die. either way u win, coz if u dont get saved n u lived, ud b heartbroken that ur bf is not edward cullen, which means ur btr of dead.=D
moving on from this crap... there are actually real boys in this world who can be close to perfect boyfrens. let's face it, so long ur not a perfect gf, u dont have a right to ask for a perfect boyfriend.
there are a few things that make a bf a keeper...n these are real traits from real boys.
1. Instead of singing you "I know you want me" by pitbull ,
he's singing you "i just cant stop loving you" from Micheal Jackson.
2. He drives you around. or at least offers too. i can understand sm girls like driving. no harm in that.=) n picking u up or sending u somewhere regardless of time is not a problem just so you're safe.
3. You're not paying for his meals. No offence but if a guy is making u pay for his meals, he aint worth shit. once in awhile.. u feel generous..thats fine. once in awhile, hes short on cash n u wana help out, thats fine too.
but once in a everyday... kick him to the streets and NEXXT!! =D
lets face it la..if a guy cant even manage his own money to feed himself, what can he manage?=S
4. He introduces u to everyone as his girlfriend.
some guys have this happening attitude of doing this.
in front of hot girls :"hi im Shaun. and this is my friend , Jessica" -(while not holding on to you)
in front of normal ppl : "hey, this is my girlfriend, Jessica" -(while holding on to you)
this is bullshit yea. or maybe..just MAYBE it slipped his mind that ur his girlfriend? oh wow.ur definitely "important" to him.=D
5. He treats you with respect. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE i dont care what the reason is, is WRONG.
pls girls..if ur being hit, GET OUT. there's no love when theres violence. doesnt matter how long its been. it doesnt change the fact that its wrong.
n guys, i understand u get abused sometimes... like we bite u.scratch abit. maybe alot. but ayo come on la..thats not abuse. thats... love.=D
6. when you club, he doesnt drink just so he can drive u home safely.
that's commitment rite there. guys n alcohol are pretty hard to part. so if uve found one whu does dat, hold on.
7. This is abit shallow but i cant deny its important. Great chemistry.
in layman terms : great kissin + great sex.
size isnt an issue btw. unless its like...an inch.. just sayin.
ANYWAYY....
8. In return for all the great tings he does for you, nothing is requested.
this is called sincerity.
i mean if ur gonna do something and it makes u feel unhappy doing so.. dont do it.
if u do help out, dont get an inflated head over it and start bringing it up ALL THE TIME. and expect a reward. u know wat that makes u? A dog.
owner :"fetch the papers boy!"
dog : *fetches*
owner : "aww who's a good doggy. *gives biscuit to dog*".
9. He doesnt compare u with his ex girlfriends.
i tell u..this is one of the most relationship breaking attitudes to have.
this comes from experience.
"she had bigger boobs than u" "she use to feed me ice cream" "she use to smile so cutely when i tickled her"
=_=
notice 2 words = USE TO. as in, its passed, its over, its dead.move on.
DONT COMPARE. same goes for you girls.
if you do this, maybe you should re-learn one of the most basic lessons in life. NO 2 PPL ARE THE SAME.
if ur gna compare, try u compare urself to god first la dei. yeah. much correction to do urself first huh?
10. When he sleeps with you..as in really sleep, he somehow does the sweetest things like:-
*cover u with the blanket in the middle of the nite coz he noticed ur cold.
*reaches for ur hand when ur asleep.
*kisses u when u wake up with ur morning breathe and everyting.
now im hungry.kthxbye.
brainfart & co.
btw...have u ever heard of the
Bunny with the Bra ears??=DDD
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