Thursday, February 17, 2011

5 reasons why vtines isnt worth celebrating

im all in for love and all that crap. but i dont celebrate vtines. let me explain the fiziks of why valentines is pointless.

1. i dont get the concept of showing extra love on that one day in a year. n technically if ur hving a great rship, and of coz a WONDERFUL boyfriend/girlfriend, you'll feel valentined all year long. =D (which feels great btw =D)

so if ur one of those whu expects extra on feb 14th... ESPECIALLY when that one day costs 3 times more than the ordinary price. there's something wrong with u.

2. almost everyone is doing the same thing. well in kl anyway. coz really theres ntg much to do in kl. so what do u do?the usual city ppl ting. dress up to go to a mall - walk around aimlessly - have a fancy dinner at a VERY EXPENSIVE price with a fixed menu - watch a movie - sex. difference is the girl will make a bloody big fuss if u dont get an awesome present with a bouquet of at least a dozen flowers and of course, some form of chocolate.


so valentines = normal date + roses chocolates present. whats the point of all the fuss again?

some do more interesting tings like picnics n stuff. thats fine. but MOST ppl were doing the routine above.

3. in a year ... you have new year.. vtines.. birthday.. anniversary.. xmas/cny/raya/deepavali .. for your specific other, those dates above represent cash outflow. most of them MAJOR CASH OUTFLOWS. anniversary n birthday is usually financial collatoral damage for a couple of months.

valentines is like a "misery loves company" ting. already broke from lets say a birthday, wana layan vtines summore. if ur an ordinary budget constrained type of young adult like us, money doesnt exactly come like rain. actually it doesnt even drizzle much. we need breaks in between to have a life..u know.. to survive.. to financially recover..

point is vtines is the cause of extra unneeded pointless financial damage.


4. valentines is a day where couples dig out all their coupley stuff. matching tshirts... tshirts with messages linking to each other.. matching watches.. matching rings.. matching bags.. matching shoelaces.. matching coloured contact lens.. some couples use all of that...in one go. yea they're like retarded-dead fashion sense-siamese twins.

do u see how ugly those tshirts are?

Omg ppl if u guys were holding hands, you really din need all that to prove that you're a couple.
AND there's an overload of couples everywhere..makes u go like.. where were all of them hiding all this while??=S kinda sickening actually.

5. We now have the ISA looking out for us during valentines. this point ends here.haha.

btw ppl... sex on the highway.. come on have a lil bit of class la. u get killed nvm.dont la get other innocent ppl killed coz ur driving while getting a blowjob.=_=

ok a totally unrelated point.. i dno y i suddenly thought of this guy. u remmbr alfonso d albuquerque?hes one of those portugese guys in our sejarah text book loonngg ago.



im trying to figure out.. how were we supposed to know at that time that his name is prounounced as al-ber-ker-ky? i remmber having a good laugh when we were all trying to pronounce his name thinking we were right but dead wrong.haha.

k lame imma stop now.

hope the vtines sex was ggrreeaatt. =D