toilets.

i swear my titles need to have more creative essence in it.

but this is really about toilets.

msian toilets to b exact

i love msia. no sarcasm.

but the toilets....

the toilets are sooo nasty in msia its one reason u may actually not like msia so much anymore.

peeing is a simple job. for guys, abit of aiming skills are needed. but its not like ur shooting a nazi a mile away type skill. girls... just sit.and pee.

shitting is even easier. u just sit. n shit.

im discussing girl toilets coz .. well we're girls.

3 main issues.

number 1.

the floor is always wet.

wana noe y this is a problem?

long skirts,jeans,baju kurungs etc are absorbing all the nasty ass water on the floor.

solution: hold up the skirts? yea. while managing the door, not dropping ur handbag, being careful not to trip or slip.

its an skill developed over living many yrs.

ting is... if ur gonna have to wash ur friggin ass n ehems all the time, go ahead.

but try to wash it IN the toilet bowl area.

dont spray all ur nasty water ALL OVER the bathroom.

i mean seriously... YUCK.

n simple trick..when u turn on the pipe..its common sense to turn it off. i am yet to figure out y certain jokers leave it on.

number 2

pads.

used pads = NASTY.like.NASSSTTTY.did i mention NASTY?

its kinda barbaric to leave the pads lying around a public toilet.

its the *open toilet door EWWW slams door* 2 second scenario.

if u have ur period, ur old enough to give birth.

so throwing ur pad away (NOT by flushing it down the toilet) should be relatively EASY and LOGICAL la u knw.

number 3

stepping on the toilet seat.

u knw y every other girl does this? bcoz the previous girl stepped on it too.

i wouldnt sit on a toilet seat that was shoe prints on it.

its made for sitting purposes for a reason.

to sit.

so hello to the female citizens of msia, if its a sitting toilet, SIT ON IT.

if u wana not sit so much, use the one on the left. alternatively, go join the guys with their urinals. =D

oh oh

bonus point

last week at OU there was a mother with her son n daughter coming out from one cubical. the kids had no pants on. the whole bathroom was WET.

its like they had a family bath.

i was like waffakk..?? =S =S

msia is a beautiful country. with awesome holiday spots. but even some of the best places have the CRAPPIEST toilets.

n i knw this post makes girls seem kinda barbaric. let me assure you this is only applicable for a certain portion of the female species.

coz the three of us..practice none of the above.

sooo... kthxbye. powchikapowpow.

HELLO

kthxbye

THE TOOTH FAIRY

to some of you, she's a sweet little angel with wings, that

wears pretty dresses and visits you at night when your're asleep.

to some, he's a wrestler/turned actor that wears a tutu.

dwayne johnson. the tooth fairy.

to others, it's a small evil little creature that eats humans alive,

starting with the teeth, to get to their bones.

Hellboy II : The Golden Army

or maybe, he's just an overweight middle-aged man with a sexual fetish for teeth.

Family Guy : Prick Up Your Ears

or perhaps she's an evil-spirit of a woman killed long ago that assumes the form

of the 'Tooth Fairy', and starts haunting people.

Darkness Falls

anyway, my point adalah, we are all missing the main problem here.

no matter how sweet, or evil, or muscular that damned thing is,

it's a BAD BAD example for children.

she/ he/ it literally teaches little kids that they can sell their body for money. success.

yet another reason why childhood ruined us. joy.

adding to SMKSP ROX

6. Teacher's that say "masa depan kamu gelap" when the class is noisy.

they threaten us with our future jus coz we wont shaddap la u knw.

7. Our AWESOME prefectorial board inclusive of all 3 authors of this blog. HA.HA.HA.

imagine how perfectly coordinated the prefects were with such syncronised seniors in terms of brain farts.

8. We have students who made remarks such as:-

idiot 1: how DUMB can you be?

idiot 2: DUMBER than you. --> ( =_= )

idiot 3: *erasing whiteboard bside a teacher* cikgu busuk la.

SUCCESSSS.

9. We had ppl fall flat on their face while tryin to skip skul coz their uniform got caught on the fence during their FAILED attempt to climb over the fence. good stuff.

10. The cekappp long ass corridoor which is like the bridge of life linking all the blocks of our skul. owh..plus the huge ass rooftop covering the tapak perhimpunan. altho we never got to enjoy it. but thank god for that..if not we wouldnt have been able to skip perhimpunan during those miserable rainy mornings. =D

we truly are the proud alumni of smk sri permata.that skul rocked our soxx.=D

5 reasons why SMK SP is so special (:

THE CANTEEN. where everything tastes like heaven and it's CHEAP.

curry powder + potato chips. amalawd. the only thing that kept me awake in class.

Teachers that come up with successful statements like

"kadapat" and "kerana piper" .

It's painstakingly ORANGE colour that can be seen from outer space.

We don't have boring old billboards like milo or college ads.

ours is a picture of a RED BALD MAN with lightning around him, and a blue pill on his tongue that sticks out; which reads "ECSTASY MERBAHAYA!"

success.

But the best of all, is how we had each other's back through thick and thin.

well, most of us anyway. the rest of us were just enemies that had a massive fight and ended becoming besterer friends. =D

Of course, the are a million other reasons why SMK SP rox.

but we shall skip that for safety and privacy purposes.

sekian, terima dan kasih.

brainfart & co.

(SMK SP's most loyal students)

Pee..

I dont know a more suitable title for this post.

it is really literally about pee...peeing..

today i had one of those "OMGINEEDTOPEEbutICANTGETOUTOFLECTURE" moments.

im sure u've experienced that b4.

so i held it in.crossed my legs.kept weight of my bladder area.

n remmbered wat my standard 2 tcher told me last time.

he said: when u feel like u need to pee realll bad, keep telling urself u dont need to.

not very good advice.

so i tried VERY hard to concentrate on my lecture.

not a very good tactic.

apparently the urge to pee is more important than paying attention to the lecture.

n then i thought... ppl always gv so much credit to the AWESOME feeling that comes with an orgasm.

no one ever talks about how AWESOME it feels when u get to pee after holding it in for a lonnngg time.

come on. you're gonna have to admit. it rly does feel like an explosion of freedom happened.

so i thought about making it a blog topic.

and next ting i knew, i missed what the lecturer said for a good 5-10 minutes and class was over.

so thinking about peeing actually made me forget about peeing.=D

successssss.

and altho that helped me..i guess some ppl couldnt get the distraction they needed.ha.ha.ha.

brainfart&co. wheee.

A tribute to : Dr. Bombay

hello.lah.

do u remmbr dr bombay?

no?

here's one for his GREAT work.=D

we went karaokeing that day and rediscovered one of his cekappp songs.

Rice Curry.

I mean... i am like a "life isnt worth living w.o indian food" type person.

so that song is like....

Hurry Hurry Hurry
Buy my rice and curry
Buy my rice and curry
So Hurry Hurry Hurry
Hurry Hurry Hurry
Buy my rice and curry
Buy one for two
Special price for you

oooaaaooo kuri nam nam kuuri kuuri kuuri nam nam.=D

and then there's

S.O.S.

We lived outside Calcutta in a little wooden house
I lived there with my family and 21 cows
But now they all are gone and life is not so fun
But what can you expect here in Tigerland

S O Sthe tiger took my father
S O Sthe tiger took my brother
S O Sthe tiger took my mother
S O Sthe tiger took my family

Success.

Holabaloo

Sitting on my elephant
Pretty and intelligent
Na na na na na na na na na nana na

Holabaloo my elephant is jumping
Up and down going side to side
Holabaloo my elephant is bumping
Elephant ride all over the house
Holabaloo my elephant is jumping
Inside out moving up and down
Holabaloo my elephant is bumping
Elephant ride in Calcutta town

last but not least...

safari

We are going on a safari
See the lions from my ferrari
Hope we do not get the malari (what is a malari?)
It's safari time

Guess what? his real name is Jonny Jakobsen...
jonny jakobsen dei..

I know rite..of all the names.=S

he's swedish.=S the land of Ikea's meatballs.=D
and he's a Swedish Bubblegum/Eurodance dancer.
Correccttt..

There was Micheal Jackson. Then, Dr. Bombay. Then King Julien. Then came the distruction of music via Justin Bieber.

kthxbye.

if you are easily offended or a very religious person, close this page and go read something else. like snow white and the seven dwarfs.

moving on.

ok, so most people that know me well enough know that im not the most pious person in the world. it's not that i don't believe in god, i do, but i just refuse to believe all this religion crap that i grew up with. more like FORCED to grow up with. =S anwayyyyyyyy back to my story.

i had a real freaky experience today. we indians, have one of those days where we put our god on a chariot and walk around neighbourhoods to bless people and their houses dan segala yang sewaktu denganya.

and today was one of those days. so i was standing there, with my parents, stoning, waiting for this whole commotion to end. and then suddenly, this old indian grandmother came in the gap. she was just a normal random old lady and everybody there were falling on her feet and getting blessings from her. like totally out of the blues.

INCLUDING MY PARENTS. =.="

so i was just standing there, waiting to go back home, when my darling father, had to force me to fall on this random stranger's feet.

so being the obedient daughter that i am, i did. (:

and then this weird thing happened. first, the old lady was pressing her finger on my forehead. then she starting shaking real hard and at this point she was squeezing my head with her hands. let me tell you. she's one strong woman. =S

then she put my head on her chest and she whispered to me in tamil "you lack of faith" and i was like WHA??? and she reapeated it again. this time angrier. then she walked away.

the freaky part is, out of like the 20 people that got her blessing, i was the ONLY ONE SHE SPOKE TO. success.

god, are u trying to tell me something??

omg . im going to die soon. and i haven't even tasted the new burger from mc d. farks.

another pointless post (:

think your're weird? try these people.

k.thx.bye

ok, is it only me, or do you guys find this movie a lil' bit disturbing?

for those of you who have never heard of this movie before, it's about this eleven yr girl, Coraline Jones who gets annoyed with her parents cause they don't pay much attention to her.

so she decides to go through this mysterious tunnel she discovered. and at the other side of the tunnel, is a place where everything looks the same, even her parents look the same, except, it's much happier there and everybody there has buttons instead of eyes.

then one day, the Other Mother asks her to live permanently in the other world. but. she has to replace her eyes with buttons. so Coraline freaks out and tries escape through the tunnel to the real world but a MASSIVE beetle was blocking the door. then the Other Mother gets pissed off and she grows " grotesquely tall and elongated ".

and then she turns into a spider. go figure.

then she starts dragging Coraline by the nose and throws her into some magic mirror and traps her there.

behind the mirror she meets three ghosts that tell her they can't leave cause the Other Mother has their souls a.k.a the button eyes.

and then the next day she meets a talking cat and decides to save the three ghosts and the rest of the story continues with weird things that Coraline does to try to find the eyes and escape.

then suddenly the Other Mother turns the room into a giant spider web and catches Coraline in it but she manages to escape and slams the door on the Other Mother's wrists and her hand falls off into the tunnel. =.="

then later that night, when she's back in the real world, the Other Mother's severed hand crawls out of the tunnel and comes looking for the key, which Coraline is wearing around her neck.

Coraline then goes outside to the old well, stalked by the hand. The hand attacks her before she can throw the key in the well. and then some dude comes and crushes the hand with a rock and then together-gether throw the hand and the key into the well.

THE END.

oh and did i mention that the movie is in 3D?

p.s Apparently a little boy was so scared by the movie that he had to sleep with his mother and woke up in the middle of the night feeling for his mother’s eyes to make sure they weren’t replaced with buttons. success.

what is the point of this movie, really?

what happened to movies like kung fu panda and nemo?