THE WATER BOWL.

How to stop bus drivers from driving fast? Hang a bowl of water next to them and insist that the bowl has to be full at the end of their shift. And the put a CCTV in the bus to make sure they don't cheat. success.

THE FIELD FERTILIZER.

Once upon a time, there was a lazy farmer who hated the job of fertilizing his field. So one day, he came up with this genius idea. By moving a foot or so each day, he was eventually able to fertilize his entire field while he did his morning Sudoku. THIS is a man that should win the Nobel prize.

THE INSTANT ZEBRA.

What do you do when your zebra , which happened to be the main attraction at your zoo die? You buy a white donkey and then paint stripes on it. with masking tape . hair dye . and a paintbrush.

THE P-TREE.

Guys out there. u can stop peeing on walls and bushes because now they have this.

Introducinggggggg......THE PEE TREE!

So now, instead of peeing on the tree, u pee on . a . toilet bowl . tied to a tree.watafark.

u see, this is why we say men are barbaric. why can't u just go to a damn washroom and pee like us??? =.="

THE ASS COVER-RER.

Wanna wear that low-rise-look-u-can-see-my-butt-crack-if-i-sit-jeans?

Stick a duct tape on ur ass first. So we don't have to throw up the lunch we ate 5 minutes ago.

SEKIAN, TERIMA DAN KASIH. BRAINFART&CO.