if you are a woman, YOU HAVE IT.

if you are a man, YOU HAVE IT.

if you are mentally retarded and you went through a genital replacement operation, dont worry you still HAVE IT.

if you are an elephant, you have TOO MUCH OF IT, BUT YOU STILL HAVE IT.

what am i talking about...

YES.

OFCOURSE.

NOTHING ELSE.

BUT THE.

ASS

also know as the backside, behind,bottom,buns, butt, buttocks, and according to wordweb..HINDQUARTES.

THE ASS, a fleshy part of your body that you sit on.
THE ASS, also a pompous fool.
yes we are all born with it, and until now we human beings have still not yet find the exact function of it, if you didnt realize.those round two friends of yours;

• provides comfort when you sit
• reduces the pain when you fall flat
• reduces the sound from your fart bombs
• provides entertainment when you are bored

SOME use it as a material to create masterpieces. as though we do not know the world is round, but painting the world map on a well rounded item certainly creates a 3D effect doesnt it?

SOME find it as a source of entertainment, physically exploring themselves in ways that require a little extra skill and flexibility.

SOME use it as a way to express their feelings and thoughts. those are the ones who still have no control over the body parts on their FACES and chose to interpret their feelings in a more disturbing way.

SOME chose to cut cost on banners during events and they certainly know how to make use of their owned ASSets. SASSY.

SOME just needs to consider donating some parts of their ass to another person.or two.or three four of five.

SOME...SOME..SOME....

and SOME people tend to be overly generous with their assets...

and THE NUMBER ONE ASS OF THE DAY IS...










woooooooohoooooooooooooooo.a natural born ASS.like no other

"ringer ringer roses, a pocket full or posters, ASSES ASSES we all fall down!"

KISS MY ASS.ASStalavista baby:D