Friday, June 25, 2010

Brain Damage

There's a reason why ppl born in the 1980s to 1990s are so wholesome,well developed and mentally healthy.like us. (HAHAJOKEOFTHEYEAR)

is bcoz we dont watch the following crap.

1. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Dont underestimate the damage this freak can do to the mental health of young ones.

Of all the horrible characteristics he has, the worst is probably his laugh.

AND he gives children the illusion that fires can be lit under water.

AND that squids or sotongs are grumpy. im sure they arent all like squidwerd.(hwever u spell his name)

The classic bit : The snail.is.a.cat.which is so wtf.






2. OGGY AND THE COCKROACHES
This cartoon's title is self explanatory.
This is a show featuring cockroaches. The most filthy form of bugs.

in translation :
cockroach is lipas in malay.
kachak in cantonese. another word for it in english is gross.
in girl terms cockroaches are called ewww.or more like "EWWWWW!!"



3. BEN 10
i dont know how to write about this coz i dont watch it.

all i know is, our time, it was good old batman and power rangers. straight up humans with super powers. logical. promotes healthy imagination.

this cartoon is about mutated things which look more scary than friendly.and their drool is like ewww type of greenish.




AND the toys are friggin expensive with unbendable legs and the clothes are unchangable. whats the point? stick to barbie dolls boys!=D

4. HANNAH MONTANA
How to be a bimbo 101.

It use to be good stuff like kenan n kel.
and then it became hannah montana.



another typical 21st century show about how 14 yr olds shud b stalking cute guys, applying massive amounts of make up and callin their parents lame.
yay.
joining the club for this will be the jonas brothers. speaking of the jonas brothers.......

5. JUSTIN BIEBER
ok. i'll get hold of a gun. would you like the honours of pulling the trigger or shall i?

i realise this isnt a show. but this is one of the reasons why the new generation of "music" is crap.

"you are my baby baby baby oooowwwhhh
baby baby baby nooooooooooooooooo".. =_=

watafak.seriously.
take some lessons from the moffats.or 911.or hanson.you knw..the really good stuff.


there are 3 yr old girls crying over him. he makes 3 year old girls CRY.
3 yr old girls shouldnt even be thinking about boys. they shouldnt even noe boys exist.


deiii..




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