Monday, June 21, 2010

5 pathetic ways to DUMP someone



5. Through a friend.

its crazy asking a frend to do your dirty work. ESPECIALLY if its to tell your gf/bf that u wanna break up.

youre putting ur friend in a shit position while u go scot free and then brag abt how ez it was to break up. PUSSY.

4. By sms.

ini lagilah... types on handphone: hey.i just wanted to tell you, its not working out. so i think we should break up.i wanted to tell you face to face but i think this will make it easier.n maybe its best if we dont contact anymore.

look familiar? i bet youve done it before.

3. Over the radio

this one i rely RELY dno wat to say. some radio stations have "relationship fixing" programmes which help 2 ppl to basically...solve their problem.

dont tell me you dont find it IDIOTIC when a joker calls up the station, telling the whole country about the relationship and the problem, and THEN asking the station to call up the other person to help the caller break up. on national radio.

to all those who have done dat.... you guys are realll "champions".

2. By dating someone else and assuming the other person understands its a breakup.

this is pretty self explanatory making the person who does this a complete ASSFACE.

1. Through Facebook /MySpace.
this is the peak of mount retard.

Guy has changed his/her relationship status from "in a rship" to "single".
Guys hangphone rings. *ring*

Girl says: B arrrr..y u change ur status?
Guy says: owh.i wana break up.kthxbye.


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