5 reasons why Ireland rocks

To prevent illegal immigration into the country, Irish Border Patrol members guard the

country's beaches by hurling empty whiskey bottles at swimmers.

In 1998 Danny O'Malley of Dublin created the first internet search engine to specialize in Irish-related information: Alcohoogle.
Currently, every search term entered returns the Guinness home page.

In Ireland, starting a fight by punching someone in the face is considered a

friendly greeting. Starting a fight by throwing your drink in someone's face, however, grossly insulting, wastes precious alcohol, and carries the death penalty.

An odd Irish birthday tradition is to lift the birthday child upside down and give his head a few gentle bumps on the floor for good luck. The number of bumps should allegedly correspond to the child’s age plus one.

and the most OBVIOUS reason of all

enough.said.

and a few words of wisdom before i leave, " life is like a black's man left nut, it's not fair neither is it right".