Saturday, June 19, 2010

the 5 "BEST" songs the kids this generation are listening to.

5. patron tequila - paradiso girls feat lil john

Hey girl
Where's your drink?
We goin’ all get real drunk tonight
Hey girl
I got bud we can all get fucked up tonight (get fucked up tonight)
By the end of the night
Imma have you drunk and throwing up (hey!)By the end of the night
Imma have you so fucked up! (have you so fucked up)

this educates our youth on the joys of getting drunk. little do they educate, however, about the hang over party.

4. shots - lmfao feat lil john

If you not drunkladies and gentlemen.
get ready to get fucked up.

Shots ( repeat 17x) - YELL shots at urself 17 times.

Everybody
Shots (reapeat 17x)
Everybody

this one is a classic. another great song on alcohol education. this one, lectures much more on the Shots department. since thats pretty much all the song lyrics says.
highly intellectually stimulating.

3. Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha

I don't really care where you live at
Just turn around, boy, let me hit that
Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your dick's at


This teaches the new generation that guys no longer need to ask for sex. the girls will. quite straight up i must say.
2. Tick tock - Ke$ha

wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy
grab my glasses im out the door im gonna hit this city
before i leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack


toothpaste?.pfft. dental hygiene = jack = alcoh
ol = poison. =D

1. Ass and Titties - DJ Assault

This masterpiece starts with these 2 lines.and it goes on for a good 35 seconds.

Ass, titties, ass n titties
Ass ass titties titties, ass n titties

(2x)
Big booty bitches thats where it getsCome on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass 'n titties.

(4x)
Ass, ass, ass, ass

look at it this way..biology will be much much easier to teach.
this is why we have 9 yr olds fking each other in their classrooms. at school.

9 year olds.

so. we hv mentioned a baby boy smoking 18 cigs a day. and 9 yr olds hving sex.
this generation.is indeed, a successful one.

the joker in the above pic is 13.he's a dad.
Published: 13 Feb 2009
the link is proof.

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