IT IS TIME.

first exam paper of this exhilarating examination-which-was-stupidly-planned-alongside-worldcup period.

DAMN.

have you noticed there are a couple of tings that never changed since skul when it comes to exams?

1.We are actually calm and probably not even thinking abt how horribly we're gonna fail before the exam....UNTIL we walk into our frens and this is how they sound like:

"OHMAIGAWD. The lecturer said this paper is gona b madddd hard. like im sooo not ready.i only studied all 12 out of 12 chapters TWICE. TWICE!!! i knew i shud have gone through it once more."=_=

2.We bring books,notes,files with us. but really. how many of us are actually STUDYING it b4 going into exam hall? we hold them.maybe open them.lay them all over the floor or table.look at it for 5 seconds.*FREAKOUT*look*FREAKOUT*look*.

its all a conscience thing.making ourselves feel better.

so ppl whu do this... you're not helping urself or anyone around u.STOPIT.

(this is so contradictory tho.coz i do it too.=D)

3.If you closely observe stressed up ppl..some of them do really weird things. like there was this GUY today who kept singing.for some belardy reason, he was behind me as we were going into the hall, his seat number was "wonderfully' behind mine and he kept singing some holy mother of toooot songs la omfg.sing la something more entertaining like ..."hit me baby one more time" ke...=_=

4.Some jokers fill half their tables with pencils and pens.

DEI. NOT EVEN HALF OF ONE PENS INK IS GONNA FINISH LA.

the pencils..u wana build house izit.=_= why not bring ice cream sticks.more effective.

5.when the exam conductor says "students, pls stop writing", yeah u guessed it. we suddenly dont understand english.we write n write n write.faster.faster.faster.(altho i dno wat for coz the handwriting cakar ayam to hell and back also cant read) UNTIL LAH the mic will go off the hook with a "STOP WRITING!!".*goes deaf*. and we're all at least 21 years old in that hall today.

6. The classic bit of exams that NEVER will change. the after conversation of exams. Hear the magic question.

"So, how was the paper?" =D

- and after that question..started lah all the..i tink im gna fail/omfg it was soooo sucky/the lecturer got no mercy/what did you put for the first essay question ar?/number 124 was it A,B,C or D? --> (MAHAI. you mean to tell me u memorized wat you wrote for number 124 ar?!)

7. ooh ooh.one more. RESULTS.

u knw some ppl LOVE announcing their results. well good for them la but to all those monyets dat LOVE pressuring ppl into revealing their results. GETALIFEIDONTCAREABOUTYOURSSOLAYOFFMINE.

Teehee.

sekian dan salam hormat.

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