If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. Ever heard of the MICROWAVE??? =.="
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. Now that's more like it.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. How in the world did they figure this out, and why???
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. I still can't get over that pig thing.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Is that why Flipper was always smiling? And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Life is so unfair.
The ant always falls over on it's right side when intoxicated. Question. From drinking little bottles of what?? And which moron sits and gives ants alcohol to watch which side it falls over???
Polar bears are left handed. Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. What could possibly be so tasty on the bottom of a fish pond?
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. I'd rather be a pig. Quality over quantity. =D
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. I know some people like that.
Starfish don't have brains. I know some people like that too.
joy indeed.
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ReplyDeletehey thanks alot! wts ur name btw? and who recomended this to you? =}
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