hello lah. ok so today we shall talk about BOOBS. actually. not really. we shall talk about bras. which technically are like bags to put ur boobs in and carry it around so that it doesn't bounce, or in some cases hanggggggggggg. ha.ha.ha. okay anywayyyyyyyyyy back to my story.
i was in one u the other day, going lingerie shopping with my sister when i saw this sign. it said,
"Triumph Memory Cushion - New Intelligent Push Up Bra ! "
ok i've heard of memory foam for mattresses, but for boobs?? and intelligent. seriously?! how intelligent do u need to be to push those damn things up. =.=
so obviously, me being the lifeless animal that i am, i decided to google it up. apparently this memory cushion thing moulds and wraps itself around your body. how INTELLIGENT. abit freaky though. like its alive. =S
god knows i don't need any more enhancing or anything yang sewaktu dengannya. haha.
moving on, i was walkingwalkingwalkingwalking and then i saw something else that fascinated me. the "The Minimiser". it minimizes ur boobs. well duh. it's called the "minimiser" . anyway i opened the box which said size 38 DOUBLE D.
ohmaigawd. i tell you. it was like a net that u use to catch butterflies. successssssssss. but apparently it works lah. maybe i should try it. hahaha.
anyway, kesimpulannya adalah, there is no kesimpulan. told u this post is pointless.
kthxbye.
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