1. you can call them at any time of the day, day or night and tell them things that don't benefit them in any way, like what color your shit was;did it float or sink. or the dream you had last night about how your grandma was brushing you teeth.
2. you talk about your problems, relationship problems and other people's sex stories WITHOUT BEING ASKED TO .
3. you look at people you dont even know and start bitching about them, even kids.
4. you get a room, get high and start dancing. or you get a box and start singing OFF TUNE AND WITH INDIAN ACCENTS.
5. when you are having a conversation online you don't leave your laptop and go shit, you bring it with you and continue chatting while shitting.then tell them that your shitting; PREFERABLY WITH THE WEB CAM OFF.you don't wanna give your best friend a nightmare.
6. you text them without thinking twice, even if its to ask what cake they have in their house.
7. you accompany them to places, even if its the last place you want to be.
8. you drive, walk, take public transport all the way just to see their face.
9. they are the ones you can have fun with all day, even without spending any money.
10. the first people you call when something good or bad happens. a breakup or when your fish dies or you get a bad haircut!
11. you make future plans with them ; like how your son is going to marry his/ her daughter and what we are going to do if we lose them in a shopping mall along the way. you also suggest successful names like ganapathy, embrio and gugu.
12. you spend one hour of your conversations talking about how perfect JACOB BLACK is.
13. you call them stupid bitch idiot wasted sperm, you injure them break their bones slap hit and box them; AND they DONT get offended.
14. you will help them any way ; money , abortion , cover ups without hesitating AND without keeping a log book about it.
15. you play with their ears.
16. you invite yourself to their house.
17. you speak an unknown language and they still know what you're saying. you don't speak at all and they STILL know what you are saying.
18. you sit at a mamak and talk for hours about crap OR actually have real intellectual conversations with them.
19. your parents ACTUALLY know their names.
20. last but not least, YOU ARE WHO YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE.
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