MALAYSIANS, when you see a bunch of them gathering around, it's usually one of these four reasons

A SALE

omg. i tell you. some people can really get violent when it comes to a sale man.

they literally push you, squash you, step on you, yell at you, just to get that ugly ass top that they are probably gonna use 3 times in their life. joy.

FREE FOOD SAMPLES

this is where you get to see malaysians behave like they haven't eaten for 10 yrs.

ok we get. it's free. ur excited. it's ok to have a taste ONCE.

but it's NOT OK when you line up again and again and again just because it's FREE.

and then you give murderous stares at people who try to cut your line. for god's sake lah people.

it's just FOOD.

SOMEBODY'S HSE GOT ROBBED

if you come back from work/ school and you see all the aunties in your neighbourhood all gathered around gossiping about something, you know someone's hse has just been robbed. so for the next few days the aunties will do some csi work to figure out who why when what and how.

and usually the common suspects are the postman, ice cream man, paper lama man.

success.

SOMEONE'S DEAD/DYING

this one's the most moronic of all. some poor dude just got run over by a lorry and all you people do is stand around, trying to come up with all kind of ridiculous stories about how the accident happened. and then take a video of the dying man and post if on fb.

with the caption " check out this guy who got run over by a lorry! ha.ha." =.=

and now i feel like posting a picture of this random sign

kthxbye