people :D

very creative title. i know. thank you. so anyway, today, we are gonna talk about people. STUPID people to be more precise.

number 1

p.s im nt being racist, this is just an example.

ur a malay, and u knw ur nt supposed to drink or smoke or segala yang sewaktu dengannya. well at least nt in public lah. =) and you go and post a smart ass post on facebook saying " im drinking beer now and im sooooo craving for a ciggie... ". and then people comment on it saying tht u shouldn't be smoking or drinking, it's against ur religion blablabla. and then u get pissed off and write a new status saying " please stop telling me what i can or cannot do! it's my life and whatever i do is personal!!! "

eh hello u knw it's against ur religion to do all those stuff and then u go and post it on fb. like DUH ppl are gonna comment on it. if it's ur life and if whatever u do is personal, then watafark are u doing posting it for the whole world to see and comment on???!

another classic example.

person A is now single.

then the comments come flying in.

and then u write on ur status, " im very heartbroken. please stop asking me so many questions. it's a private matter."

again, for god's sake. if it really was private u wouldn't be announcing it to the whole damn world now would u?

just face it, ur a sucker for attention.

facebook is a SOCIAL network. it's where u socialize and share information abt ur life. it's not a damn diary. stop posting ur private relationship drama issues on facebook and then get annoyed when people comment on it. =.=

number 2

u go to a club. and some guy comes and flirts with u. u over react and u complain to your boyfriend. and then there's a massive fight and u get kicked out by the bouncers. dude, seriously? it's a CLUB. things like this happen. it's not like he did anything remotely offensive right? if u really are that sensitive, then don't go to clubs. go to the temple. and pray. for world peace.

number 3

i was watching this makeover show, and this mother of 3 was complaining that people never take her seriously and all her children's friends check her out and she's so sad and so hurt and so offended and and and. here's the thing. ur a mother of 3, u have boobs the size of the himalaya mountain, and u wear the shortest, tightest skirt, and the lowest cut top. OBVIOUSLY people are not gonna take u seriously. especially ur children.

the saying, don't judge a book by it's cover, sweety, in reality this doesn't work. u dress like a skanky hoe, people are gonna think that ur a skanky hoe. nobody is gonna get to know u first and then start bitching about u.

life is unfair. deal with it.

if you got offended after reading this, then it's either ur really sensitive or ....siapa makan cili.....=p

kthxbye