5 things that should be general knowledge

5. Talking to teddy bears is good for your health.

y?
they dont criticize. they dont nag.
they pay full attention to u..not even blinking their eyes. and..they're cool.=P

try it.=D

4. You're not really that gorgeous. until you go bald and still look hawt.=D

3. Being best friends means having fun with no money involved.

it doesnt involve nail polish. or cute boys. sharing fantasies of hot fireman however, are acceptable.=D

2. INDIAN FOOD, my fellow ferens, is the solution for a peaceful soul.
all the go temple and pray, participate in charity, help the blind.
terribly mislead. or in more crude terms, bullshit. =D

just go get indian food.

1. Msians who keep wanting to get out of msia, and keeps talking shit about msia,...

i dont knw why you're still here. get the fuck out. we dont need you. =D

powchikapowpow.

kthxbye.