Girls and Luggages

Have u noticed that when goin on holidays,

for like 2 nights 3 days,

a guy carries one backpack

but a girl carries a luggage plus a backpack plus a handbag plus a shoebag?

some girls can travel light.

i cant.

i dont noe how.

u wanna noe y?

bcoz of thoughts such as....

*what if i run outa panties..

Guys solution: turn it the other way round n wear.

*what if my tops get wet..

Guys solution: dont wear a top.

*what if i get period..

Guys solution: Not available.

basically, in terms of clothes, its the amount u REALLY need times 3.

so if its 3 tshirts, i'll be packing 9.

success.

point is...i worry too much about tings that guys probably dont tink about.

is there a hairdryer.

is there a shower cap.

is there conditioner.

is there body lotion.

what if its hot -bring umbrella

what if its cold - bring jacket

what if its rainy - bring raincoat

what if they dont sell water - bring four 1.5 liter bottles of water

kesimpulannye = BAG IS DAM HEAVY

and we havent even discussed all the bottles of face soaps, toners, moisturizers, sunblocks,

and for the more bimbotic girls,

foundation, blusher, lipstick, lipgloss, hairspray, eyeshadow and etc.

but here's the ting..

guys always end up borrowing tings from us coz they didnt pack it.

the whole point is, guys would die without girls.

owh i'd like to ask..

WHY ON EARTH would you APPLY MAKEUP when visiting an ORANG UTAN ISLAND?

kthxbye.