and the ranting continues

what is it with people and their mood swings. seriously. one day they are ur their bestest friend. and the next day. u just don't exist. POOSH! gone.vanished into thin air.

it's annoying. like REALLYYY annoying. if u really have a problem with someone, why don't u act civilised and tell them what the problem is? or man up and tell them what's really bothering u when ur friend confronts u. instead of just ditching them one day.

and also to those of you who ignore ur existing friends once u found someone new and "interesting",CONGRATULATIONS! u just proved how much of an a**hole u are and how much u value the people in ur life.

but it's all good in the end. because after all the heartaches and the cursing and wondering what went wrong, u make us appreciate who our true friends really are.MORE THAN EVER (:

If your presence doesn't make any difference, your absence won't either. so screw u!

and now on a totally unrelated note,

life lesson of the day :D

oh btw, how do birds have sex? do they really have tiny little u know whats under all that feather?

it's kinda hard to picture them banging each other. ha.ha.ha.

i need to find myself a hobby real soon. =S

kthxbye

A rant on being JUDGMENTAL.

have u ever wondered how much easier life would be.

if ppl arnt always analyzing you.

the tings you do.

the way you look.

the way you dress.

the way you talk.

the way you laugh.

half the time ppl act a certain way just bcoz of what some one else said.

or bcoz of a "suggestion" someone else made.

im not gonna be a hypocrite and say i dont judge.

but i'd like to stop tho. coz really, it'll make my life and the rest of the lives of ppl around me easier.

i mean tink about it...half the time we jugde someone.. there can actually be a reason behind it.

a very logical..or in some cases.. an unfortunate one.

when you wear shorts and spaghetti.

they say you're slutty.

*maybe its coz MSIAN WEATHER IS SO HOT.

you dont smile much just coz you're blur.

ppl tink ur stuck up.

*maybe its just coz blurness is part of the persons personality??

you study alot.

ppl tink you're a nerd.

*or it could be that the "nerd" actually realizes the future isnt always gonna be paid by the parents.

you club alot.

ppl think you dont give a shit about your future.

*even if the felle studies you wouldnt noe rite.

you dumped someone.

everyone assumes you're the bad one.

*they make assumptions as if they were PART of the rship.

a fat person.

ppl say the fat person only noes how to eat and doesnt care about his or her health.

*ever stop to think its due to a disease?

a girl always hanging with guys.

ppl assume shes a slut.

*Sometimes thats the case. but it could also be that shes not only talking about nail polish and forever 21.

a guy with a relly high pitch voice.

ppl assume he's gay.

*errr... it COULD be that he was just.. i dno.. BORN THAT WAY?

success.

i think ppl in general nowadays are too.. full of themselves..or too bz judging everyone else to actually sincerely get to know someone new.

thats why GOOD frens are so SO so so SO hard to come by.

i tink if we spend more time being sincere, ppl will actually be nicer and more approachable.

less bitch stares and more sincere smiles.

it'll be like a nice colourful rainbow world with fluffy bunnies and marshmellow clouds.

YEAH RITE.

but of course..the judging bit isnt gonna change. not in my lifetime at least.

and thats why this is called a RANT.=)

kthxbye.

i.have.a.doubt.

NOT the normal doubt bout whether this guy is dating that gal or not.

NOT the doubt if i should buy that dress on sale or not.

but the DOUBT.

whereby...

it involves vegetarian people.yes vege eating people, herbivors.dan segala yang sama waktu dengannya.

according to my general knowledge, people become vegetarian because of either

1. holy purposes
2. they feel like when they are eating meet they are eating their 'FRIEND'
3. cause they are pretty retarded to not like the taste of it
4. cause they are bored and needs a new practice in life
5. cause they wana lose weight the HARD way
6. cause animals are like humans and sometimes GOD

AND BLADABLADABLA.

but you see.vegetables are also living things. like trees.and they still have sex to reproduce. so practically they have feelings.and they also have the right to chose which nearby green plant they wana have sex with.

so basically, they are ALIVE.just like the cow chicken lamb sheep monkey donkey pig that US karnivors eat. SO by eating them, u still hurt them and their feelings...so if these vegetarian ppl wana save everything..why dont THEY EAT AIR.but then again there's also bacteria in air which is a living thing so eating air would also be killing them.


so kesimpulannyaaaaaaaaaaaaa......I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS THE KESIMPULAN.OK BYE.

men just arnt made this way anymore.how sad.

sylvester stallone

bruce willis

terry crews

arnold schwarzenegger

man they sure knew what they were doing when they put those guys together.

big guys.

big arms.

big guns.

who cares if the plot was sort of nonexistent.. the constant boom boom kept me ge-lued to the screen.

REAL men.

macho.

hawt.

man.

not skinny, pussified, and covered in hair gel.=D

successsss.

5 things that should be general knowledge

5. Talking to teddy bears is good for your health.

y?
they dont criticize. they dont nag.
they pay full attention to u..not even blinking their eyes. and..they're cool.=P

try it.=D

4. You're not really that gorgeous. until you go bald and still look hawt.=D

3. Being best friends means having fun with no money involved.

it doesnt involve nail polish. or cute boys. sharing fantasies of hot fireman however, are acceptable.=D

2. INDIAN FOOD, my fellow ferens, is the solution for a peaceful soul.
all the go temple and pray, participate in charity, help the blind.
terribly mislead. or in more crude terms, bullshit. =D

just go get indian food.

1. Msians who keep wanting to get out of msia, and keeps talking shit about msia,...

i dont knw why you're still here. get the fuck out. we dont need you. =D

powchikapowpow.

kthxbye.

u know that book, 5 people u meet in heaven? this is my version of it.

5 things i want in heaven =)

i think no description is necessary here (:

heaven. literally. try it. u'll feel like u've tasted the rainbows.

wouldn't survive ANYWHERE without them. <3

penguins are sexy. they deserve to be in heaven. with me.

who doesn't lah? ryt? =p

and MOST importantly,my man,king julien

SUCCESSSSSSSS.

he should be nominated king of the world lah i tell u.

oh, did i say 5? i meant 6 =p

yay!

omgwhyamisohappythisisnotnormal.=S

i shall say something mean to make up for my niceness-ness.

kthxbye

people :D

very creative title. i know. thank you. so anyway, today, we are gonna talk about people. STUPID people to be more precise.

number 1

p.s im nt being racist, this is just an example.

ur a malay, and u knw ur nt supposed to drink or smoke or segala yang sewaktu dengannya. well at least nt in public lah. =) and you go and post a smart ass post on facebook saying " im drinking beer now and im sooooo craving for a ciggie... ". and then people comment on it saying tht u shouldn't be smoking or drinking, it's against ur religion blablabla. and then u get pissed off and write a new status saying " please stop telling me what i can or cannot do! it's my life and whatever i do is personal!!! "

eh hello u knw it's against ur religion to do all those stuff and then u go and post it on fb. like DUH ppl are gonna comment on it. if it's ur life and if whatever u do is personal, then watafark are u doing posting it for the whole world to see and comment on???!

another classic example.

person A is now single.

then the comments come flying in.

and then u write on ur status, " im very heartbroken. please stop asking me so many questions. it's a private matter."

again, for god's sake. if it really was private u wouldn't be announcing it to the whole damn world now would u?

just face it, ur a sucker for attention.

facebook is a SOCIAL network. it's where u socialize and share information abt ur life. it's not a damn diary. stop posting ur private relationship drama issues on facebook and then get annoyed when people comment on it. =.=

number 2

u go to a club. and some guy comes and flirts with u. u over react and u complain to your boyfriend. and then there's a massive fight and u get kicked out by the bouncers. dude, seriously? it's a CLUB. things like this happen. it's not like he did anything remotely offensive right? if u really are that sensitive, then don't go to clubs. go to the temple. and pray. for world peace.

number 3

i was watching this makeover show, and this mother of 3 was complaining that people never take her seriously and all her children's friends check her out and she's so sad and so hurt and so offended and and and. here's the thing. ur a mother of 3, u have boobs the size of the himalaya mountain, and u wear the shortest, tightest skirt, and the lowest cut top. OBVIOUSLY people are not gonna take u seriously. especially ur children.

the saying, don't judge a book by it's cover, sweety, in reality this doesn't work. u dress like a skanky hoe, people are gonna think that ur a skanky hoe. nobody is gonna get to know u first and then start bitching about u.

life is unfair. deal with it.

if you got offended after reading this, then it's either ur really sensitive or ....siapa makan cili.....=p

kthxbye

Girls and Luggages

Have u noticed that when goin on holidays,

for like 2 nights 3 days,

a guy carries one backpack

but a girl carries a luggage plus a backpack plus a handbag plus a shoebag?

some girls can travel light.

i cant.

i dont noe how.

u wanna noe y?

bcoz of thoughts such as....

*what if i run outa panties..

Guys solution: turn it the other way round n wear.

*what if my tops get wet..

Guys solution: dont wear a top.

*what if i get period..

Guys solution: Not available.

basically, in terms of clothes, its the amount u REALLY need times 3.

so if its 3 tshirts, i'll be packing 9.

success.

point is...i worry too much about tings that guys probably dont tink about.

is there a hairdryer.

is there a shower cap.

is there conditioner.

is there body lotion.

what if its hot -bring umbrella

what if its cold - bring jacket

what if its rainy - bring raincoat

what if they dont sell water - bring four 1.5 liter bottles of water

kesimpulannye = BAG IS DAM HEAVY

and we havent even discussed all the bottles of face soaps, toners, moisturizers, sunblocks,

and for the more bimbotic girls,

foundation, blusher, lipstick, lipgloss, hairspray, eyeshadow and etc.

but here's the ting..

guys always end up borrowing tings from us coz they didnt pack it.

the whole point is, guys would die without girls.

owh i'd like to ask..

WHY ON EARTH would you APPLY MAKEUP when visiting an ORANG UTAN ISLAND?

kthxbye.

THE SUCCESSFUL CHAT OF THE MONTH.

REQUIREMENT: INDIAN or at least have someone who can understand simple jack of tamil next to you.

Rubini

helo fren

patha pakame mari porringe

12:46amMe

dei

ippo enna la

sandhei veanummaa

12:46amRubini

relak panne la joe

namme la ore kayi la mike

nee relak panne mike relak panne

12:47amMe

kayi kaale visyayum athe ellam vidhu

ippo athu ellam mukiyama visyayam illai

naan da boss ni thaan kuli

12:48amRubini

athe la palase mike

nee ippe solle

12:48amMe

enna solluno

sollu mike

12:48amRubini

enna perechene

unakka enna vennum ippo

12:48amMe

nee saavu porre

irru

12:48amRubini

muditu po

12:49amMe

po mudiyathu!

12:49amRubini

summa noi noi noi ne pessathe

potta pulle mathiri

12:49amMe

yennothu gangu kupuduve

12:49amRubini

athale oru gang

katalei siripu than varathue

nee ippe solle mike

12:49amMe

unggalodhu vaayilai shit podhu pore

nee irru

takkanu hiding po

mindhum sandhippom

12:50amRubini

chumma vetiya peesathe neenu

chumma muditu poo

12:50amMe

dei dei dei

12:50amRubini

enaku vomit tha varathu

12:51amMe

ungga munji vomit maari thaan irruku

kannaadi kulle paakele

12:51amRubini

unnade munji septic tank maari irruke

kanade patha vodinjirum

kanadi ke kevalum

12:52amMe

dhaaaai yean taimmu waistu pannathe

naan rombhe biziyar irruke mike

nee thaan vetti

12:53amRubini

eh eh eh podiiiiiii chumma vetiya

12:53amMe

yuselas bageru

12:53amRubini

nansense of the stupids

12:53amMe

dai watchu your words ya..i is very yinteligent

yen dangerus

12:54amRubini

eh baba shart your mouthers man

12:55amMe

this so deserves to be posted man.

12:55amRubini

i was just abt to say tht

go go go

FAIL.

randompointlesspost

hello lah. ok so today we shall talk about BOOBS. actually. not really. we shall talk about bras. which technically are like bags to put ur boobs in and carry it around so that it doesn't bounce, or in some cases hanggggggggggg. ha.ha.ha. okay anywayyyyyyyyyy back to my story.

i was in one u the other day, going lingerie shopping with my sister when i saw this sign. it said,

"Triumph Memory Cushion - New Intelligent Push Up Bra ! "

ok i've heard of memory foam for mattresses, but for boobs?? and intelligent. seriously?! how intelligent do u need to be to push those damn things up. =.=

so obviously, me being the lifeless animal that i am, i decided to google it up. apparently this memory cushion thing moulds and wraps itself around your body. how INTELLIGENT. abit freaky though. like its alive. =S

god knows i don't need any more enhancing or anything yang sewaktu dengannya. haha.

moving on, i was walkingwalkingwalkingwalking and then i saw something else that fascinated me. the "The Minimiser". it minimizes ur boobs. well duh. it's called the "minimiser" . anyway i opened the box which said size 38 DOUBLE D.

ohmaigawd. i tell you. it was like a net that u use to catch butterflies. successssssssss. but apparently it works lah. maybe i should try it. hahaha.

anyway, kesimpulannya adalah, there is no kesimpulan. told u this post is pointless.

kthxbye.

Msia's version of "Because".

because.

also known as kerana.

is a "conjunction".

as in its used to connect sentences.

so normally, in the sensible english speaking society, because will be used as follows:

1. I quit drinking because i threw up too much on my bday and bcame allergic to alcohol.

2. I got arrested because i was caught trespassing on my school property at 4am.

3. I fell asleep under a bed because i was drunk.

the situations above were situations for each of the authors. can u guess who did what?

ha.ha.

anyway...

sometimes, because is used in short forms such as:

1. coz

2. bcoz

3. bcause

4. bcoz

5. cz

very common in the highly skilled smsing language.

in msia,

however, the word "because" is not only used as a conjuction.

its used an excuse.

usually, after because comes the excuse.

but we use because as the excuse.

for example:

"why shouldnt i buy this??"

"just coz!"

"why didnt u finish ur food?"

"because laa".

"why did u stop playing pool?"

"because ...... so anyway.. wanna go mamak?"

because is not a reason.its not an excuse.its not an explanation.

its a because.

successssss.

i love malaysia.

straight up n no sarcasm.=D