Monday, November 29, 2010

screw ups


life can be good.
and can also be a real bitch.

some mornings are great.
some mornings we wake up on the wrong side of the bed.

joke is...hvnt u noticed that when the day starts bad...it never seems to get btr.for that one day at least.

u knw the whole "wake up late, stub toe on wall, slip on soap in bathroom, overburned toast, accident+traffic jam or puchong toll (if ur a puchong resident, u'll undrstand this pain), justin bieber on radio, starts to rain, late for class..etc etc." routine.

other than those conventional ones, some tings make it MUCH worse.

no.1

wake up.straight kena nag.from whichever parent.



gives a whole different meaning to "fire up ur morning".

its like an immediate mood destroyer. u can wake up with the "A NEW DAY TIME TO SING TO THE BEES AND DANCE WITH THE DAISIES" mode... get the *nag*....and become *FK WHY WAS I EVER BORNED".

no.2

having to wake up early.


i HATE waking up early.


did i mention HATE?
as in the "i need 4 alarms to wake up type H.A.T.E"?


(Garfield rox!)
ok.i tink its clear i HATE waking up early.
i can do nights.late late nights.
just not mornings.

when ur going to sleep at "nite"..knowing hw early u need to wake up the next morning..
thats already a bad morning.coz if u can relate to the sentence above, u'll b sleepin at 3am when u need to get up at 6am.=D

sucks.alot.

no.3

cold towels.
i personally HATE cold towels.

like u know the soggy feeling of it. feels so dam yucky.like its all mossy.

another great way to bust ur day.=D

these are the good stuff. warm hot hotel type towels.=D

no.4

cold showers.
this is probably worse than number 3.
cold showers.
where do i begin with my passion for hating cold showers...
actually...cold showers are bad any time of the day.
it makes u turn into a prune coz its so cold.
you go in it and get shocked to life.i like gentle wake ups la u know.
not the "OMG WTFFF COOLLLLDDD"


not only does it turn u into a prune, it dements ur brain n body for as least 5 seconds.
and u end up shivering out of the bathroom.
into a previously airconditioned bedroom.

joy.

things that will then heighten your blood pressure,
traffic jam.=D

things that may ease the burden:

yummy breakfast.


good song playing on the radio.

which ur unlikely to get coz like i said, a bad wake up has its consequences.
chain reaction.


life is tough la.

ha.ha.ha.

btw..hv u ever wondered y parents always tell u "go bathe?" when they know it'll take u ages to move?

bah.
powchikapowpow.=D







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