Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Patient driver.NOT.

driving is one of the most stressful activities in the world.

msia.i love.
but the drivers.... "first class".
pls.sense the sarcasm. by first class i meant CRAP.

topic 1: creative drivers.
(double/triple/creative parking.road signs are purely for decoration.)

this group consists of the jokers who never cease to amaze me with the way they park. 2 lane road. almost 3/4 of the 2 lanes is blocked by parked cars.
*HON HON HON HON HON*
my nice lunch hour is screwed up coz of the idiot whu keeps honking n the bigger idiot who triple parked his car.

even better..the jokers who park their cars in front of an empty parking lot.WHY WOULD U DO DAT? is it just funny to do such a ting ar?
"oh yay all the parking is full and i c one place but i dont wana park in it so i'll park in front of it!take that mafakers!"

msians love going against every road sign.
i tink if the road officials want people NOT to turn into a road, they should put a sign stating "sila masuk" instead of "dilarang masuk".

topic 2: people who shouldnt be on the road.
(old uncles on the road.most female (especially aunty) drivers.slow drivers on the fast lane.)

no offence to old people. much respect to them and all.but allowing them to walk itself is dangerous.


and we still have really old ppl driving. i can understand sm of them need to.
but its dangerous not only to them but to everyone around them.
everytime ur in a rush, one old uncle confirm will appear in front of u.=_=

*poof*

slow drivers=bad enough
slow drivers on the fast lane=!@#$%^&.


I HATE SLOW DRIVERS ON THE FAST LANE.
there's a reason its the FAST lane. its not for u to drive SLOW.
in fact, its the total opposite! so to all the slow drivers who have all the time in the world, well good for u but pls stay the hell off the fast lane! some ppl actually drive faster than 20km/h. =_=

topic 3: those who are just DYING to die.
(motorcyclist.taxi drivers.backside followers or tailgaters.)

these idiots (motorcyclist.taxi drivers).
u wana keep them alive.
they keep trying to do otherwise.
u give them space, they want the whole road.
traffic light red, they go flying ahead.
taxi drivers need to learn the fact that spending alot of time on the road doesnt mean they own it.
motorcyclist need to realise that they can actually die.easily.like.very easily.

and we're all dying to just knock them down due to their idiotic riding if it weren't for the law that states "any accident involving a motorcyclist, the car driver is at fault".

owh and to all the idiot mafaking backside followers... BACK OFF LA BELARDY!
theres no space in front!if i cant move any faster how the hell am i gonna be able to let u move any faster?!u sticking to my cars ass aint gona do anything!

but one fine day when the birds are singing and the rainbow is above me,
I'M GONNA JAM MY BREAKS

=D all the best to u. ur gona hv to pay me.=D


topic 4: those I WANNA KILL
(dumass rich i got nice car so i own the road drivers, those who cause traffic jams due to NO REASON AT ALL.uneducated use of signal lights.kiasu drivers.)

note to rich dickfaces who own nice cars.
just coz its a mercedes or a bmw doesnt mean that you can drive like a complete ass.
one day, when i dont love my teddy so much anymore, i'll just decide to make a lovely accident with u.


have u ever been in a situation where you see the road ahead of the car in front of you is clear. smooth traffic.BUT YET u are stuck in a jam. then all of a sudden... THERES NO JAM.theres no reason to it!! ayo i tell u the idiots who cause these kinda situations ar...dno wat shit they have as brains man.

SIGNAL LIGHTS.
are meant to pre indicate where u wana turn.
why so many people only turn it on AFTER they've turned is beyond me.
n those idiots who dont use it..make u wait at a junction wondering if hes turning or not...*u wonder..u wonder..u waitt..n waitt..*
then he turns. then u go MAHAII AHH.

kiasu drivers.
let ppl into lanes laa!omg letting in one extra car aint gona delay u for an hour.=S
some drivers knw u wana join their lane..n they immediately accelerate to stick to the car in front.n then give that smug look like they've won something great.

if i didnt love my car so much, i'd scratch yours.


~~~~~~END~~~~~~

we're lovely people.seriously.=D






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