bad breath

once upon a time,

i encountered something that changed a "lets make out" feeling

into a "omfgifucomeaninchclosertomeisweari'llkillyou" feeling.

bad breath, ladies and gentlemen.

is the cause of that.

if there's one form of advertising that actually tells the truth, its chewing gum ads.

u know the ones that show girls running away from guys with bad breath.

you know how farts are bad?

at least when u fart in public...u can cock stare another person bside u to make it look like its his or her fault.

but bad breath.it comes straight from ur face.and if u say something like "its her not me",

uve automatically pleaded guilty.

im comparing farts to bad breathe coz theyre both pretty gross.

ting is sometimes farts are odorless.

bad breath..can never be odorless.its always bad.duh.

when u have bad breath, no matter how nice u are, ppl will keep a distance from u.unless their alot taller than u. or their wearing a mask. or they have bad sinus problems which cause them not to be able to breath thru their nose.

this is a fact, coz i had a fren once who was DAMM nice but had breath that smells like a salty sweaty ass. n im sory to say this but talking to him was...

barf inducing.

so yea. to ppl with bad breath, dont worry about recycling.or saving the animals. or saving money for you retirement.

until u eat gum or mint sweets. or keep listerin in ur bag =D or brush ur teeth every hour.

coz till u do all that, ur causing 2012.

its worth it.kissing is fun.=D

boomchikawawwaw.