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hello lah.it is time for someone either than carmen to make a post.some indian words of wisdom dan segala yang sama waktu dengannya.

so.look at the calendar,your phone or your ipod,and see what month it is.if you dont have anyone of those look at the stars and if you paid attention in standard 5 science class you will be able to tell the month.or wait is that the north south east west thing?

wtv!

ITS DECEMBER BABY!!! CHRISTMASCHRISTMASVEN

UGASBIRTHDAYCHRISTMASCH

RISTMASVENUGASCHRISTMA

SBIRTHDAY.

so its that time of year not where you get presents,but to

the more important stuff,where you become broke and by the time of new years eve you friends call you out and you say 'sorry macha no money im going out with my parents cause they pay for everything:D"

FOR THOSE OF you who do that, its either you dont appreciate your parents, your indian or youre just pure genius and should really consider doing business in the future.

TIME IS FLYING SO FAST.science textbooks should change their text ;

which one moves faster: sound or lightiNG

hello isnt the answer TIME?

ok lame but im bored, im studying and for the past one hour all i have read about is sexual dysfunctions and people with weird disorders.

let me share some of my current intake of knowledge:

BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID.

PENILE PROSTHESIS

THIS IS SO GROSS MAN.some males face sexual dysfunction like where their penis's canot erect.ok thats normal u have definitely heard of this.but how t

o you solve the problem.by doing Penile prosthesis.yes gentlemen and gentlemen, this is a S O L U T I O N whereby you go for operation and they put a metal part in your dick which is connected to some strings and a pump with water.so when you wana have sex, you just bend the wire up and HELLO YOU HAVE A ERECTED PENIS.TAADAAA.and if you wana be more natural about it there is a WATER pump that is placed IN YOUR BALLS, YOU pump it and again TAAADAAAA...your dick goes up slowly, naturally. and when you are done having sex you can casually bend it back into its original position and it s

eems like a normal dick during history class.SUCCESS.HUMANS ARE GENIUSES I TELL YOU TO COME UP WITH THINGS LIKE THIS.

NEXT.

just some foundation information for you.

sadism is a sexual gratification through infliction of pain or humiliation on others.

masochism is sexual gratification through infliction of pain or humiliation on one self.

so there are relationships formed based on this.AND IT HAS A NAME.the sadomasochistic relationship. wherby of them injures and the other receives the injury and they are both absolutely totally happy about it that they are sexually aroused and seek intercourse and achieve orgasm.YAY.

ISNT SEX SUPPOSE TO BE A GOOD PASSIONATE INTIMATE SAFE THING.DID I MENTION SAFE THING .HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

humans are evolving as years go bye.i think the world is ending at 2012 not cause of natural disasters, but because by then we humans would have learned to eat each other and we will all eat each other all all die together.in 2012.

omg studying is so boring.

ok bye.

where's my birthday present!!