STAY AWAKE!

my horribly "exciting" lecturer inspired this post.

like every other old wise man, he's boring as hell.

sorry to say.

and the subject.. is a finance subject.

finance is already not the most FUN subject to sit and listen to.

add a belardy lecturer who nags at u for half an hour just to shut up makes u wish ur dead.

and then the felle spends another half an hour..ON THE FIRST SLIDE.

O.M.G.

due to such circumstances, ppl like me who get 4 hours of sleep and have 8am classes are forced to find a way to stay awake.

wanna noe how?

good.i'll tell u.

5. Keep shaking.

Start with ur fingers(preferably not drumming it.coz its annoying and i feel like beating up ppl who do that)...then move to ur legs (bounce bounce)....then switch position (lean to the right)...and switch again (lean forward).=D

repeat.=D =D try not to lean back on the chair with ur head looking at the ceiling.

in that position, u have no hope.

4. DOODLE

as in draw. i dont care wat u draw.or write.or scribble.

do it with passion.

u can write fuck fuck fuck all over the paper for all i care.

or draw a stick man stabbing someone.

or design a whole lalaland with rollercoasters and a palace.

3. SOUR POWER

sour = shock = AWAKE.

example of such excellent stuff :

skittles sour (5/5)

sour strips (5/5)

The greens are the most sour ones.=D

mentos sour (4/5)

hi sour sweet (4/5)

lot 100 sour candy (3/5)

tried and proven effective.

2. SLAP URSELF

like HARD.

with PASSION.

it sounds and looks barbaric.

but i tell u, it works.

n dont worry abt the pain.

u need to be DAM sleepy to apply this desperate tactic. so the pain will be just enough to offset ur closing eyes.

caution: keep it at the cheeks. hittin head may cause severe dizziness and migrane.

also, dont get ur fren to do it. bad idea.

1.

this drink, my frends,

were made by the good redbull ppl to save (or in the long term possibly cause severe liver damage) poor souls like us who have to listen to monotonous old men at 8am.

sugar.sugar.sugar.

a suggestion from my darlin fren who is doing an attachment with a hospital :

redbull + coffee

ha.ha.ha.

from another frend for finals exam purposes:

(redbull + livita) X large amounts = no need to sleep for 2-3 days.=D

REDBULL REDBULL REDBULL HURRAHRAHH!=D

bah.