let me define CLUMSINESS.

clumsy.

Definition: Lacking physical coordination, skill, or grace; awkward.

in normal language: coordinatedly retarded.

how do u knw if ur clumsy?

well i'm clumsy.admitted and proud of it.=D

altho the pain can sometimes be a serious pain in the ass. literally. as in when i fall. on my ass.

nothing to be ashamed off.

as there is no medication for it.

it cant be fixed.

=D

so anyway..

what makes u clumsy?

no.1 Tripping over ur own feet.

this means walking... n literally ur right foot happeningly gets in front of ur left foot.

n u trip.

what happens after that is history. usually the history aint very good.

no. 2 Tripping over every other thing.

uneven floor tiles, floor boards, stairs, dividers, stools, chairs, stones, sidewalks.. basically anything on the ground.

from the biggest objects ur not suppose to miss to the smallest objects that aint suppose to affect a normal human walking.

u still trip over them.

its like every object has this written on it. =S

success.

no. 3 Walking into objects. and/or banging some part of ur body onto objects.

like a tiang. or a piller. or a lamp post. or a wall. or a door. or a sofa. or a table.

i hit myself into those objects ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME. most of the time..the knee area.if not it'll be the shoulder area. if not, it'll be the hip and waist. in more serious incidences, all 3 areas kena.

good ol school tiang and walking while talking to frens la u knw.

*ke toingggg* finish.

no. 4 Always forgetting ur parking ticket

paying for a parking ticket at a machine.

if ur clumsy, u either :

a) pay the money, take ur change, forget the ticket at the machine. success.

b) pay the money, take the ticket, hold it, but SOMEHOW when u reach ur car, u cant find it.

c) u dropped ur ticket. u look everywhere. only to find it UNDER UR CAR.=_=

no. 5 Leaving ur carkey. ON TOP UR CAR.

this is fucked up. i knw.

its as it says. leaving the key.on the car roof.while u adjust ur clothes and hair against ur reflection in the window.

and walking off.

forgetting the key.

i was so lucky no one took the key.

no. 6 Slamming the car door onto ur body. while ur getting into the car.

no one who is well coordinated will understand how the hell u accomplish this amazing act.

getting into a car.

relatively simple action.

sit ur ass down. put ur body in, bring ur legs in.

but NOOO.

ppl like me... somehow or another, slam the door onto our legs.

most recently i slammed the door onto my HEAD.

like i got into the car.. was closing the door..n FORGOT MY HEAD WAS NOT IN ENUF YET.

*KE BAMMMMM* *Stars start spinning awhile*

clumsy ppl.are dangerous to themselves.

but they tend to just hurt themselves.

ppl around them however, try to stay further way.

ha.ha.

dont let them close the car door for u.

u may loose a body part.

=D

owh and dont let them hold anything thats expensive and/or fragile.

trust me. in a second, it wont b expensive or fragile anymore.

it'll be broken.

=D

powchikapowpow.

over n out.=D

owh just so u knw, all incidences above are real live experiences.

=D

thats how successful we are.=D