Sales people who stick onto you and follow you around the store, asking if they can help you, until you either give up and buy something, or go nuts and beat them to death with a display rack.
People who ask even when you say "DON'T ASK"
People who, even if you stuck a gun to their head, would not be able to wrap their minds around the concept that they REALLY NEED TO SHUT UP!
Vegetarians who give meat eating people the stinky eye. (carrots are living things too you know! )
Mothers who are somehow able to ignore the IRRITATING sound of their child repeatedly shrieking "mummy! mummy! mummy! MUMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!" in the middle of a shopping mall.
Anyone who is attempting to analyze my personality based on this list.
Whoever first came up with the concept of Barney." oh i know! let's have an oversized gay purple dinosaur sing nursery rhymes and teach children ABC!"
Dentists who try to have a conversation with you while they have their hands shoved into your mouth.
Justin Beiber.
People who appear to have had their sense of humour surgically removed.
People who don't realize that it's rude to pick your nose in public.and then eat it.
People who prove on a regular basis that yes, there IS such a thing as a stupid question.
eg : waitress : "hi, welcome to kfc, how can i help you miss?"me : " hi, yea one coke please."waitress: " large or regular miss?"me : " emm...large"waitress : "sorry miss we only have regular coke "
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