STAY AWAKE!

my horribly "exciting" lecturer inspired this post.

like every other old wise man, he's boring as hell.

sorry to say.

and the subject.. is a finance subject.

finance is already not the most FUN subject to sit and listen to.

add a belardy lecturer who nags at u for half an hour just to shut up makes u wish ur dead.

and then the felle spends another half an hour..ON THE FIRST SLIDE.

O.M.G.

due to such circumstances, ppl like me who get 4 hours of sleep and have 8am classes are forced to find a way to stay awake.

wanna noe how?

good.i'll tell u.

5. Keep shaking.

Start with ur fingers(preferably not drumming it.coz its annoying and i feel like beating up ppl who do that)...then move to ur legs (bounce bounce)....then switch position (lean to the right)...and switch again (lean forward).=D

repeat.=D =D try not to lean back on the chair with ur head looking at the ceiling.

in that position, u have no hope.

4. DOODLE

as in draw. i dont care wat u draw.or write.or scribble.

do it with passion.

u can write fuck fuck fuck all over the paper for all i care.

or draw a stick man stabbing someone.

or design a whole lalaland with rollercoasters and a palace.

3. SOUR POWER

sour = shock = AWAKE.

example of such excellent stuff :

skittles sour (5/5)

sour strips (5/5)

The greens are the most sour ones.=D

mentos sour (4/5)

hi sour sweet (4/5)

lot 100 sour candy (3/5)

tried and proven effective.

2. SLAP URSELF

like HARD.

with PASSION.

it sounds and looks barbaric.

but i tell u, it works.

n dont worry abt the pain.

u need to be DAM sleepy to apply this desperate tactic. so the pain will be just enough to offset ur closing eyes.

caution: keep it at the cheeks. hittin head may cause severe dizziness and migrane.

also, dont get ur fren to do it. bad idea.

1.

this drink, my frends,

were made by the good redbull ppl to save (or in the long term possibly cause severe liver damage) poor souls like us who have to listen to monotonous old men at 8am.

sugar.sugar.sugar.

a suggestion from my darlin fren who is doing an attachment with a hospital :

redbull + coffee

ha.ha.ha.

from another frend for finals exam purposes:

(redbull + livita) X large amounts = no need to sleep for 2-3 days.=D

REDBULL REDBULL REDBULL HURRAHRAHH!=D

bah.

what do u do when u run out of inspirations to blog? u steal. from other blogs. =D

MINOR DIFFERENCES

omgsleepykthxbye

hello lah. i found this random post and it was so farnee so i decided to steal it. =p

4 reasons to carry a shovel at all times.

kthxbye

and the ranting continues

what is it with people and their mood swings. seriously. one day they are ur their bestest friend. and the next day. u just don't exist. POOSH! gone.vanished into thin air.

it's annoying. like REALLYYY annoying. if u really have a problem with someone, why don't u act civilised and tell them what the problem is? or man up and tell them what's really bothering u when ur friend confronts u. instead of just ditching them one day.

and also to those of you who ignore ur existing friends once u found someone new and "interesting",CONGRATULATIONS! u just proved how much of an a**hole u are and how much u value the people in ur life.

but it's all good in the end. because after all the heartaches and the cursing and wondering what went wrong, u make us appreciate who our true friends really are.MORE THAN EVER (:

If your presence doesn't make any difference, your absence won't either. so screw u!

and now on a totally unrelated note,

life lesson of the day :D

oh btw, how do birds have sex? do they really have tiny little u know whats under all that feather?

it's kinda hard to picture them banging each other. ha.ha.ha.

i need to find myself a hobby real soon. =S

kthxbye

A rant on being JUDGMENTAL.

have u ever wondered how much easier life would be.

if ppl arnt always analyzing you.

the tings you do.

the way you look.

the way you dress.

the way you talk.

the way you laugh.

half the time ppl act a certain way just bcoz of what some one else said.

or bcoz of a "suggestion" someone else made.

im not gonna be a hypocrite and say i dont judge.

but i'd like to stop tho. coz really, it'll make my life and the rest of the lives of ppl around me easier.

i mean tink about it...half the time we jugde someone.. there can actually be a reason behind it.

a very logical..or in some cases.. an unfortunate one.

when you wear shorts and spaghetti.

they say you're slutty.

*maybe its coz MSIAN WEATHER IS SO HOT.

you dont smile much just coz you're blur.

ppl tink ur stuck up.

*maybe its just coz blurness is part of the persons personality??

you study alot.

ppl tink you're a nerd.

*or it could be that the "nerd" actually realizes the future isnt always gonna be paid by the parents.

you club alot.

ppl think you dont give a shit about your future.

*even if the felle studies you wouldnt noe rite.

you dumped someone.

everyone assumes you're the bad one.

*they make assumptions as if they were PART of the rship.

a fat person.

ppl say the fat person only noes how to eat and doesnt care about his or her health.

*ever stop to think its due to a disease?

a girl always hanging with guys.

ppl assume shes a slut.

*Sometimes thats the case. but it could also be that shes not only talking about nail polish and forever 21.

a guy with a relly high pitch voice.

ppl assume he's gay.

*errr... it COULD be that he was just.. i dno.. BORN THAT WAY?

success.

i think ppl in general nowadays are too.. full of themselves..or too bz judging everyone else to actually sincerely get to know someone new.

thats why GOOD frens are so SO so so SO hard to come by.

i tink if we spend more time being sincere, ppl will actually be nicer and more approachable.

less bitch stares and more sincere smiles.

it'll be like a nice colourful rainbow world with fluffy bunnies and marshmellow clouds.

YEAH RITE.

but of course..the judging bit isnt gonna change. not in my lifetime at least.

and thats why this is called a RANT.=)

kthxbye.

i.have.a.doubt.

NOT the normal doubt bout whether this guy is dating that gal or not.

NOT the doubt if i should buy that dress on sale or not.

but the DOUBT.

whereby...

it involves vegetarian people.yes vege eating people, herbivors.dan segala yang sama waktu dengannya.

according to my general knowledge, people become vegetarian because of either

1. holy purposes
2. they feel like when they are eating meet they are eating their 'FRIEND'
3. cause they are pretty retarded to not like the taste of it
4. cause they are bored and needs a new practice in life
5. cause they wana lose weight the HARD way
6. cause animals are like humans and sometimes GOD

AND BLADABLADABLA.

but you see.vegetables are also living things. like trees.and they still have sex to reproduce. so practically they have feelings.and they also have the right to chose which nearby green plant they wana have sex with.

so basically, they are ALIVE.just like the cow chicken lamb sheep monkey donkey pig that US karnivors eat. SO by eating them, u still hurt them and their feelings...so if these vegetarian ppl wana save everything..why dont THEY EAT AIR.but then again there's also bacteria in air which is a living thing so eating air would also be killing them.


so kesimpulannyaaaaaaaaaaaaa......I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS THE KESIMPULAN.OK BYE.

men just arnt made this way anymore.how sad.

sylvester stallone

bruce willis

terry crews

arnold schwarzenegger

man they sure knew what they were doing when they put those guys together.

big guys.

big arms.

big guns.

who cares if the plot was sort of nonexistent.. the constant boom boom kept me ge-lued to the screen.

REAL men.

macho.

hawt.

man.

not skinny, pussified, and covered in hair gel.=D

successsss.

5 things that should be general knowledge

5. Talking to teddy bears is good for your health.

y?
they dont criticize. they dont nag.
they pay full attention to u..not even blinking their eyes. and..they're cool.=P

try it.=D

4. You're not really that gorgeous. until you go bald and still look hawt.=D

3. Being best friends means having fun with no money involved.

it doesnt involve nail polish. or cute boys. sharing fantasies of hot fireman however, are acceptable.=D

2. INDIAN FOOD, my fellow ferens, is the solution for a peaceful soul.
all the go temple and pray, participate in charity, help the blind.
terribly mislead. or in more crude terms, bullshit. =D

just go get indian food.

1. Msians who keep wanting to get out of msia, and keeps talking shit about msia,...

i dont knw why you're still here. get the fuck out. we dont need you. =D

powchikapowpow.

kthxbye.

u know that book, 5 people u meet in heaven? this is my version of it.

5 things i want in heaven =)

i think no description is necessary here (:

heaven. literally. try it. u'll feel like u've tasted the rainbows.

wouldn't survive ANYWHERE without them. <3

penguins are sexy. they deserve to be in heaven. with me.

who doesn't lah? ryt? =p

and MOST importantly,my man,king julien

SUCCESSSSSSSS.

he should be nominated king of the world lah i tell u.

oh, did i say 5? i meant 6 =p

yay!

omgwhyamisohappythisisnotnormal.=S

i shall say something mean to make up for my niceness-ness.

kthxbye