BOOBS.enlighten me.what is it u guys love so much about it??

look at it.

they are two lumps sticking out of a human body.

sometimes too big.

sometimes too small.

sometimes saggy.

plus it has an extra raisin point at the end of it.

your mum, grandma, fat aunty from california, cousin sister from india

ALL have it.

if you tink about it, you're actually checking out something which u use to suck on your mum when u were a child.

rather sick when its put in this perspective isnt it?

if its too big, running is difficult.

when running, it looks disturbing.

big boobs + small body = breaking backbone.

saggy boobs + whucareshowoldyouare = gross.

do you know, some women even use it for watermelon crushing purposes.

does that turn you on?=D

girls have btr assets you know. n i dont mean our ass.

try our brains.

you CANT know a girl by looking at her boobs.

try looking in her EYES when you talk to her.

shake her HAND, instead of spanking her ASS.

if more guys were nicer, girls wouldnt have to be a sucha bitch so often.

why childhood ruined us

reason number one : nursery rhymes

"Rock-a-bye, baby

On the treetop

When the wind blows

The cradle will rock

When the bough breaks

The cradle will fall

And down will come baby

Cradle and all..."

seriously? which idiot mother puts her baby in a cradle and hangs it up on a tree?? and then watches as the baby falls down cradle and all. success.

"Baa, baa, black sheep,

Have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir,

Three bags full.

One for the master,

One for the dame,

And one for the little boy

Who lives down the lane..."

this is another genius nursery rhyme. the sheep talks. in english. it says " yes sir, yes sir, three bags full ". watafark. sheeps don't talk! =.="

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down and broke his crown

And Jill came tumbling after..."

this one is just pure violence man. i mean seriously. you sing this to your 3 year old child? two kids who go to fetch water and then fall of a hill. congratulations. and then you wonder why your child is weird.

reason number two : barbie dolls

meet Barbie. she's blond. she's a princess. and i

f she were a real person, her measurements would be 39-18-33. that's a whole load of boobs and no brains.

Barbie's the stereotype of perfectionism. she's beautiful, she's rich, she has the perfect friends, the perfect boyfriend, the perfect life.

so you grow up thinking this is what beauty is. this is how my life should be. but guess what?

real women have curves. and these women are living proof of that fact.

jennifer love hewitt

jennifer lopez

beyonce knowles

kim kardashian

so stop buying your children toys like this and making them believe that being beautiful and materialistic is all there is to life. buy them things that would actually benefit them in future. like a piano. or teach them sudoku. for all you know, your child might be the next Beethoven or Albert Einstein,

instead of some dumb blonde.

reason number three : fairy tales.

come on, we all know there's no such thing as happy endings. life ALWAYS has it's ups and downs. it doesn't just stop at up, up, up. if it does, you're so screwed cause you're just gonna fall down, down, down eventually.

you'd rather have your daughter growing up thinking that if she's all dolled up in pretty dresses and waits around long enough, her knight in shinning armour will come and rescue her. newsflash! knights in shinning armour do not exist, there are only retards in tin foils.

so instead of telling her the reality of how life works, you tell her delusional stories about frogs and glass slippers and fairy godmothers. you may be protecting her innocence, but your just making reality this much more harder to accept.

so maybe, just maybe, you should tell her instead how growing up is tough and you have to strive for what you want in order to be successful. not waiting around for some prince or fairy godmother to save you. it's ok to have some faith in life. but there's a fine line when faith becomes delusional thoughts.

THIS is delusion.

THIS is reality.

FACE IT.

Guys, listen up.

Do not cheat on a us. We girls talk, we WILL know, we WILL find out, and we WILL dump your sorry ass!

If we slapped you hard, you probably deserved it.

but, never ever slap us, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if we swat you first, just say,"hahahaha...." and move on with life. Seriously. It's NOT cool to hit women.

No matter how annoying we get. Unless she's Miley Cyrus. Then go ahead.

If we are officially dating, and you're introducing us to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce us as your girlfriend. Or else.

Never ever bitch about our best friend to us. Even if she's in the wrong.

It's call suicide not asking for sympathy. Dumb ass!

Memorise our birthday. You forget our birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

Not gonna lie.

Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.

No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a b!tch. Don’t bother trying to convince us otherwise, that's bad idea.

It’s good to be sensitive, TO A CERTAIN EXTENT.

If you did something wrong, apologize. Even if you didn't, apologize anyway.

We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it. Let it be.

"Fine" is NEVER an appropriate response when we ask you how we look .

We don't get jealous. We get murderous.

We're not gold-diggers. We'll chip in once you prove you're not a cheap bastard.

If you want to know if we like you, JUST ASK.

We will never really ask a guy's advice, unless it's about cars, football, or other girls, in which case, you should never answer.

We have physical troubles you can't even imagine.So if we are pms-ing, DO NOT irritate us. heck. don't even talk to us. or we will just yell at you,

and then slap you like a crippled idiot.

We know you love it when we talk about our asses/boobs/etc.

Did you really think we didn't know that?

Not all women are bitches. We know they're out there, but don't go lumping us all in the same group just because you got rejected a few times.

We hate men who spend more time in front of the mirror in the morning than we do.

Why are you trying to look better than us??

We have standards. Seriously. We put major thought into these and expect them to be fulfilled. That does not make a girl a snob.

There is no such thing as a shy girl after the age of 16. After that, all girls are acting.

Remember, "a woman's charm is 50% illusion".

and the most important fact of all,

BOYS DROOL.