Epic Drivers : Msian Drivers.

Malaysian drivers. are very creative. The type of creative that inspires strangling.

5 Reasons.

No. 1 - Junction retards
(This inspired me to write the post)
Ever get stuck in a jam...queue in one street for a fking half and hour or more only to exit at a junction to NO JAM AT ALL?

yea. if msian drivers will learn how to not wait until the road is perfectly clear before the move, we will all be wasting less of our precious youth stuck in traffic.

You see? =_=

No. 2 - Signal lights
Are not there for decoration.
Ever found yourself waiting to cross a road... you see a car coming against u.. so u wait for it to pass.. when suddenly - they turn the corner.

BLADY if ur gonna turn, let ppl know laaa!dont be such an ass!!

No. 3 - Taxi drivers
Most of the assiest drivers come from this clan.
No disrespect towards the job but they are kinda creating a name for themselves.
They drive like ass. Park like ass. Stop like ass. And rip people off like ass.
They die die also will not let you in a lane.

*REAL LIFE SCENARIO*
Somewhere in KL yesterday: Taxi parked in the middle of the road. Coz he's looking at his 4D numbers. Moments when u just dont know what to say.or think.=__=

No.4 - Fast lane hoggers who drive at 50km/h.
The fast lane is called the FAST lane for a reason. But nooo..msians must prove over and over again that we drive like ass coz there's always this one bugger who will be on the fast lane driving so slow and doesnt take hints.

*FLASH FLASH FLASH FLASH* but nooo..still doesnt move. so the whole road in front of him is clear. and the rest of us are STUCK behind.

No. 5 -  Fancy shmansy car owners.
Think that just because they drive very nais expensive cars, everyone must give way to them.
BITCH PLS.
I don't care if you drive a BMW 7 series or a Merc S class or an Audi TT (Altho i LOVE this car). It doesnt mean ur any better and im not gonna fking give way.

 In fact, usually the more big and expensive the car is, the more crap they are as a driver. =D


This last bit i just find really funny. Msians in their pimped up crap proton. Modified to install DAM big exhaust pipes. dam alot of crappy stickers. all the unnecessary ferris wheel lights. a spoiler higher than the roof. and also a very VERY loud sound system. Driving slowly past mamaks polluting the environment with the mix of their bad music and exhaust pipe farts.

There is nothing cool about any of those stuff. So if ur reading this and ur offended, you should be. Coz no body likes seeing it or hearing it. Just so you know.=)


K baiiii. =D