Sunday, March 4, 2012

comeback


HELLO LAH.

so its been awhile, a very long while, but the year 2012 is here and we are yet to be prepared for the upcoming doom of the world. If the prophecy is correct, the world shall end drastically on the 22nd of December 2012, at that time the three of us will die at the exact age of 23, 22 and 21. Not that you all care but since its a free blog i shall say what ever i want to say and you shall read what ever that is here for you to read ;D

okay class, today's lesson will be about our wonderful, splendiful, beautiful Malaysian citizens and their unconscious obsession about shopping malls.

If you are one of those lucky souls who lives in petaling jaya, kelana jaya or what ever jaya jaya near kuala lumpur , you are lucky winner number one cause youre in central hell of shopping paradise but the biggest loser for being a driver who needs 30 minutes to pass a 500 meter driveway during rush hour. Life is quite a balance you see.

THERE ARE 19 SHOPPING MALLS IN PETALING JAYA
27 IN KUALA LUMPUR
AND AROUND 150 SHOPPING MALLS IN THE WHOLE OF MALAYSIA.

not that i admit not being a fan as well, but im not one of those people who:
wana buy battery for torchlight - go midvalley
wana but pad for period- go guardian sunway pyramid
wana eat nasi goreng-. go food court one utama
HELLO. never heard of mamak uncle stationary shop or kedai makanan china tepi jalan ka

since every abdullah, samy and leong is opening a shopping mall (upcoming quay shopping mall and paradigm), sikit sikit lama lama bukit kita tumbuh balik hutan sebab takde orang mau pergi.

as for me, i live in kelana jaya, keluar masuk main road, turn left go straight-; sunway pyramid
turn right go straight-; one utama
145 degrees go straight-; giant mall
pusing sikit-; tropicana city mall

how to avoid you tell me! dahlah weather dam hot and dam hard to find parking! i have even entered a shopping mall carpark just to sleep for one hour then come out. life.

anyway few years time, taman titiwangsa will be like a museum, you stand outside and look inside, and take pictures with caption " me next to taman in k.l''. chantekkk.

nowdays 3 year old babies in baby carriages carry ipad, playing games while sucking pacifier. as for me im staring at them trying to get my phone to unjam so i can send message to my mum asking her to come fetch me in one hour. WHY GOD WHY.

this is definitely a battle between by id and ego. whereas my superego makan chili pedas, pergi tandas cirit birit,

conflict fail!!

plus,people of he world, just pick a colour of crocs and buy them already, its like walking on fluffy clouds i tell you.

the women in black starring our beloved harry , daniel radcliffe is a must watch. go cinema close your face and watch.

may the force be with you.k bai bai.


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