children are an 'investment"

children are an investment.

children are pure of heart.

children never lie.

children are god's gift.

YEAH RIGHT.

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT CHILDREN REALLY ARE. they are devil's in disguise. why? let me tell you why.

1) THEY TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY.

yes you spend thousands of dollars educating your children. top universities lah, overseas education lah, music class lah, cooking class lah , blablabla.and for what? so after their graduation ceremony, a few weeks later they tell you that they dont wana work anymore cause they wana get married, make you spend your money somemore on their wedding, then they migrate to another country and leave you with 50 cents for your retirement plan.

2) THEY IRRATATE YOUR LIFE.

dahlah you pokai, must spend your balance cash on superman tshirt and pokemon balls. they play for 5 days then its at the back of some cupboard somewer. then wan new toy pulak.

3) THEY CRY. its like pontianak harum sundal malam. s

creaaaaaaaam shouttttttt banggggggggg run around then... fall>cry somemore. hehjo. go shopping mall you see parents wrestling with their children to shut up cause they decided to mop the floor of the mall my rolling all around. community service it seems.

4) THEY ARE STUPID.

they do stupid stuff. think about unnecessary stuff. leave sticky things everywhere. break everything. talk nonsense. get involved with stupid things and stupid people. take your stuff without asking and its never to be seen again.

5) THEY START OUT LOOKING CUTE, THEN THE CHEAT AND END UP UGLY. babies are cute. like so freaking cute. with their small nose and small mouth and small hands and small everything. then one day they are bigger than you. and you cant push them around anymore. they get so fat, they eat all your food and leave your fridge empty. then they wear your clothes and ruin them with chocolate stains.

NEVERTHELESS! I AM A SUCKER FOR CHILDREN.

i want to be sticky. i wana wipe poo. i wana touch that small nose everyday. let me tell you why children may be a good investment. IF YOU DO IT RIGHT.

1) THEY ARE LIKE PETS.

they follow you everywhere. and they eat whatever you give them with happy faces. you can ask them to go play and they wont bother you. you can drag them for family functions so that you wont get bored. they make lame jokes and get them to do all your dirty work.overall they can be pretty entertaining. IF YOU DO IT RIGHT.

2) YOU GET TO CELEBRATE MOTHERS DAY/ FATHERS DAY.

you get presents!. ugly tie, useless things. but you get cards. and i love cards! they always say they love you and you can make them say i love you if they want something from you . nothing can be happier then getting an 'i love you' from adorable kids. IF YOU DO IT RIGHT.

3) CHILDREN MAKE MORE CHILDREN.

you get cute grandchildren that you can spoil and bounce around. they are so cute and the best part is you would probably be dead before they start getting old and screwing up your life.

4) THEY ARE AN INVESTMENT?

they look after you when you're old so you dont get stuck at an old folks home. they pay for your medication and bring you for holidays and cook you food. everything is freeee! so you can spend your retirement money gambling, playing mahjong with the other aunties in town and bribing your grandchildren.

and all of this is only if you DO IT RIGHT. dont expect to get mother theresa as your daughter if you're a drunkard, abuse your children and be permissive towards them. dont have kids if you dont want them, you will just end up resenting them and blaming them for all the mistakes in your life, not a very good environment for your children ey.

nevertheless, not all turns out bad. there are still those with halo's above their heads.

' children are an investment, if you know where to put your "money" you will get amazing returns!

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