children are an 'investment"

children are an investment.

children are pure of heart.

children never lie.

children are god's gift.

YEAH RIGHT.

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT CHILDREN REALLY ARE. they are devil's in disguise. why? let me tell you why.

1) THEY TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY.

yes you spend thousands of dollars educating your children. top universities lah, overseas education lah, music class lah, cooking class lah , blablabla.and for what? so after their graduation ceremony, a few weeks later they tell you that they dont wana work anymore cause they wana get married, make you spend your money somemore on their wedding, then they migrate to another country and leave you with 50 cents for your retirement plan.

2) THEY IRRATATE YOUR LIFE.

dahlah you pokai, must spend your balance cash on superman tshirt and pokemon balls. they play for 5 days then its at the back of some cupboard somewer. then wan new toy pulak.

3) THEY CRY. its like pontianak harum sundal malam. s

creaaaaaaaam shouttttttt banggggggggg run around then... fall>cry somemore. hehjo. go shopping mall you see parents wrestling with their children to shut up cause they decided to mop the floor of the mall my rolling all around. community service it seems.

4) THEY ARE STUPID.

they do stupid stuff. think about unnecessary stuff. leave sticky things everywhere. break everything. talk nonsense. get involved with stupid things and stupid people. take your stuff without asking and its never to be seen again.

5) THEY START OUT LOOKING CUTE, THEN THE CHEAT AND END UP UGLY. babies are cute. like so freaking cute. with their small nose and small mouth and small hands and small everything. then one day they are bigger than you. and you cant push them around anymore. they get so fat, they eat all your food and leave your fridge empty. then they wear your clothes and ruin them with chocolate stains.

NEVERTHELESS! I AM A SUCKER FOR CHILDREN.

i want to be sticky. i wana wipe poo. i wana touch that small nose everyday. let me tell you why children may be a good investment. IF YOU DO IT RIGHT.

1) THEY ARE LIKE PETS.

they follow you everywhere. and they eat whatever you give them with happy faces. you can ask them to go play and they wont bother you. you can drag them for family functions so that you wont get bored. they make lame jokes and get them to do all your dirty work.overall they can be pretty entertaining. IF YOU DO IT RIGHT.

2) YOU GET TO CELEBRATE MOTHERS DAY/ FATHERS DAY.

you get presents!. ugly tie, useless things. but you get cards. and i love cards! they always say they love you and you can make them say i love you if they want something from you . nothing can be happier then getting an 'i love you' from adorable kids. IF YOU DO IT RIGHT.

3) CHILDREN MAKE MORE CHILDREN.

you get cute grandchildren that you can spoil and bounce around. they are so cute and the best part is you would probably be dead before they start getting old and screwing up your life.

4) THEY ARE AN INVESTMENT?

they look after you when you're old so you dont get stuck at an old folks home. they pay for your medication and bring you for holidays and cook you food. everything is freeee! so you can spend your retirement money gambling, playing mahjong with the other aunties in town and bribing your grandchildren.

and all of this is only if you DO IT RIGHT. dont expect to get mother theresa as your daughter if you're a drunkard, abuse your children and be permissive towards them. dont have kids if you dont want them, you will just end up resenting them and blaming them for all the mistakes in your life, not a very good environment for your children ey.

nevertheless, not all turns out bad. there are still those with halo's above their heads.

' children are an investment, if you know where to put your "money" you will get amazing returns!

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Epic Drivers : Msian Drivers.

Malaysian drivers. are very creative. The type of creative that inspires strangling.

5 Reasons.

No. 1 - Junction retards
(This inspired me to write the post)
Ever get stuck in a jam...queue in one street for a fking half and hour or more only to exit at a junction to NO JAM AT ALL?

yea. if msian drivers will learn how to not wait until the road is perfectly clear before the move, we will all be wasting less of our precious youth stuck in traffic.

You see? =_=

No. 2 - Signal lights
Are not there for decoration.
Ever found yourself waiting to cross a road... you see a car coming against u.. so u wait for it to pass.. when suddenly - they turn the corner.

BLADY if ur gonna turn, let ppl know laaa!dont be such an ass!!

No. 3 - Taxi drivers
Most of the assiest drivers come from this clan.
No disrespect towards the job but they are kinda creating a name for themselves.
They drive like ass. Park like ass. Stop like ass. And rip people off like ass.
They die die also will not let you in a lane.

*REAL LIFE SCENARIO*
Somewhere in KL yesterday: Taxi parked in the middle of the road. Coz he's looking at his 4D numbers. Moments when u just dont know what to say.or think.=__=

No.4 - Fast lane hoggers who drive at 50km/h.
The fast lane is called the FAST lane for a reason. But nooo..msians must prove over and over again that we drive like ass coz there's always this one bugger who will be on the fast lane driving so slow and doesnt take hints.

*FLASH FLASH FLASH FLASH* but nooo..still doesnt move. so the whole road in front of him is clear. and the rest of us are STUCK behind.

No. 5 -  Fancy shmansy car owners.
Think that just because they drive very nais expensive cars, everyone must give way to them.
BITCH PLS.
I don't care if you drive a BMW 7 series or a Merc S class or an Audi TT (Altho i LOVE this car). It doesnt mean ur any better and im not gonna fking give way.

 In fact, usually the more big and expensive the car is, the more crap they are as a driver. =D


This last bit i just find really funny. Msians in their pimped up crap proton. Modified to install DAM big exhaust pipes. dam alot of crappy stickers. all the unnecessary ferris wheel lights. a spoiler higher than the roof. and also a very VERY loud sound system. Driving slowly past mamaks polluting the environment with the mix of their bad music and exhaust pipe farts.

There is nothing cool about any of those stuff. So if ur reading this and ur offended, you should be. Coz no body likes seeing it or hearing it. Just so you know.=)


K baiiii. =D

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HELLO LAH.

so its been awhile, a very long while, but the year 2012 is here and we are yet to be prepared for the upcoming doom of the world. If the prophecy is correct, the world shall end drastically on the 22nd of December 2012, at that time the three of us will die at the exact age of 23, 22 and 21. Not that you all care but since its a free blog i shall say what ever i want to say and you shall read what ever that is here for you to read ;D

okay class, today's lesson will be about our wonderful, splendiful, beautiful Malaysian citizens and their unconscious obsession about shopping malls.

If you are one of those lucky souls who lives in petaling jaya, kelana jaya or what ever jaya jaya near kuala lumpur , you are lucky winner number one cause youre in central hell of shopping paradise but the biggest loser for being a driver who needs 30 minutes to pass a 500 meter driveway during rush hour. Life is quite a balance you see.

THERE ARE 19 SHOPPING MALLS IN PETALING JAYA

27 IN KUALA LUMPUR

AND AROUND 150 SHOPPING MALLS IN THE WHOLE OF MALAYSIA.

not that i admit not being a fan as well, but im not one of those people who:

wana buy battery for torchlight - go midvalley

wana but pad for period- go guardian sunway pyramid

wana eat nasi goreng-. go food court one utama

HELLO. never heard of mamak uncle stationary shop or kedai makanan china tepi jalan ka

since every abdullah, samy and leong is opening a shopping mall (upcoming quay shopping mall and paradigm), sikit sikit lama lama bukit kita tumbuh balik hutan sebab takde orang mau pergi.

as for me, i live in kelana jaya, keluar masuk main road, turn left go straight-; sunway pyramid

turn right go straight-; one utama

145 degrees go straight-; giant mall

pusing sikit-; tropicana city mall

how to avoid you tell me! dahlah weather dam hot and dam hard to find parking! i have even entered a shopping mall carpark just to sleep for one hour then come out. life.

anyway few years time, taman titiwangsa will be like a museum, you stand outside and look inside, and take pictures with caption " me next to taman in k.l''. chantekkk.

nowdays 3 year old babies in baby carriages carry ipad, playing games while sucking pacifier. as for me im staring at them trying to get my phone to unjam so i can send message to my mum asking her to come fetch me in one hour. WHY GOD WHY.

this is definitely a battle between by id and ego. whereas my superego makan chili pedas, pergi tandas cirit birit,

conflict fail!!

plus,people of he world, just pick a colour of crocs and buy them already, its like walking on fluffy clouds i tell you.

the women in black starring our beloved harry , daniel radcliffe is a must watch. go cinema close your face and watch.

may the force be with you.k bai bai.