The Story.

Carmen ChongRubini Rupz: once upon a timeee...ha.ha.ha.

Rubini RupzCarmen Chong: ‎.....in a land far far away, there was a purple strawberry named purple strawberry....

Carmen ChongRubini Rupz: with bumblebees who had ur bum and my face...=D

Rubini RupzCarmen Chong: ‎......and she went on a journey to a land called fish curry where she met a talking fish named ganapathy......

Carmen ChongRubini Rupz: ‎.....who swam into jaws mouth and became shark poo.=D

Rubini RupzCarmen Chong: ‎.....then purple strawberry ate the poo and farted...and it smelled like rainbows....

Carmen ChongRubini Rupz: ‎....so the GODS decided to let ikea meatballs rain from the skies and flow the rivers with chocolate milkshake...=D

Rubini RupzCarmen Chong: ‎.....and then the DEVIL came and said this place sux. so he made rivers out of vodka and created shirtless firemen for princess casturi and princess bikini....

Carmen ChongRubini Rupz: ‎..and then the ANGELS came and decided to conduct moral education but failed and joined the party with whipcream and handcuffs.=D

Rubini RupzCarmen Chong: ‎.....and then the ALIENS came and decided to eat us but purple strawberry saved us by dancing salsa with the angels.....

Carmen Chong and they lived corrupted ever after.
the end.
ha.ha.

A compilation over a week or so.

Your authors,

we're normal.really.

ok, so i was watching tv yesterday when i came across this bimbotic show on channel E.

i've seen my share of bimbotic shows and movies but this one tops the list man. it's some show about some girls working in a saloon or something like that. anywayyy.......the fact that amazes me is HOW THEY ALL LOOK. and i mean this in a bad way. bimbos are known to look hot ryt? with their skimpy outfits and massive boobs. but this ones just look like an experiment GONE BAD.

let me tell you why. they all have these freakishly-scary-MASSIVE-alien-looking-hair.

and their make up. amalawd. it's like raccoons gone insane. clowns wear better make up. seriously.

and the funny part is, most of the cast members are short. i have nothing against short people. but not when they are short, WITH MASSIVE BOOBS and they wear this skin tight short dresses which makes them look so...... mampat. yea mampat.

I feel suffocated even looking at them.

and they have this weird accent when they talk.words can't explain how awful they sound. seriously. you have to hear it for yourselves.

so apparently these are the kind of shows that people come up with nowadays.

scary - looking - alien - raccoon - transvestites - in - suffocating - clothes.

wait. actually, transvestites look wayyyyy better.

the world is ending people. im telling you.

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Mithraism

This is a genius religion where their main god was born out of some stone so that he could kill a bull and "dance in the beast's blood" .

success.

Shall we Incept?=D

today i went for dinner.

at a japanese plc.

i din order tea.

but the waiter offered me a free glass.

saved me rm4.50.

u knw what i did?

i asked

waiter: here's a free glass of tea for you. since ur such a nice customer.

me: why? (after a second i realised how stupid that sounded to him i said..oh i mean thanks =D)

sorry la.msia nv rly gives free things withut a catch.

another thing, have u ever seen 2 gay guys with a fat chick sitting in a restaurant and talking SO DAMN LOUD?

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its usually that combo of ppl or 3 aunties.

did i emphasize SOOO DAMMM LLOOUUDDD?

n most of the time its about gross tings u dont even wanna hear abt.

belardy.

yea.this is coming from the 2 gay dudes n a fat chick sitting in front of me during dinner.

dam.DAM.annoying. if your gay, or a fat chick, you dont have to talk so loud.

im sure your ears are normal eventho the rest of your body isnt.=D

ok.

inception.

is the best movie ive seen in awhile idea wise.

tapping into ppls dreams.stealing their secrets.n designing your own dreamworld n living in it.

AMAZING.

but if there really is such thing la...i need to get a new architect to design my dreams..

coz my last dream was me getting chased by a dinosaur in One Utama when suddenly a MAS Boeing 747 landed right in the middle of the old wing n new wing.

success.

gnite.

oh oh. leonardo dicaprio rox.

life is boring.so we watch movies.so see how 'boring' other people's life can get.hoora.

lets talk about some latest movies.

ENOUGH SAID. INDESPICABLE ME WAS TOTALLY AWESOME. and the little girl it it who goes ' ITS SO FLUFFY IM GONA DIE!!!'''...PRICELESS.
i died laughing.and continued laughing till a few minutes later.
the main villain guy sounds like shrek. i dont know if its the same guy cause im too lazy to check.you do it if you want to know so much.
and those yellow small thingy's...the 'cousins'...are very SUCCESSFUL. and horny.


GROWN UPS.im not sure if this movie is out yet, but i watched it and i have to say.not much humour offered. despite the stars if the movie...rock, sandler..i expected more.but you can watch it, if you are really that bored.like me.

DEATH AT A FUNERAL.another chris rock movie. just so you know i love rock. HE IS FUNNY.just by looking at his face. and one of his best movies was the one where he became the first black president of america, where i dont know wat the title of the movie is but life has to go on anyways. the point is.. the movie is errrr ...funny,slow,weird, i have no words.but all i know is someone shitted on another guys hand.and a guy was naked on a roof.so you can watch the movie if you wana see those 2 fascinating events.

and OMG..i just realized there is a BLACK VERSION AND A WHITE VERSION OF THIS MOVIE.how racist.anyways i watched the black version.that explains alot.

OK THAT WAS JUST ME BORED.NOW IM SLEEPY.BYE.

Wearing Pad FAIL.

there are sad stories.

there are pathetic stories.

and then there are funny stories.

i read this somewhere on a blog.

i dont noe which genre of stories this falls under.

Today, while at the gym on the treadmill, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the belt of the treadmill. It then got stuck in the machine. I had to explain to the manager and mechanic.

success.

Gota love unicorns.=D

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despicable me rox my sox.

n the most cekap part of the show..

when the youngest and most adorable girl, agnes, goes..

"ITS SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIEEEE!!!"

notice the fluffy unicorn toy.

the process of winning the toy.

oh n i need to gv sm credit to the minions below lah. they rock.

they look stupid. n they act stupid.

and since we're on this animated topic... i wana put in KING JULIEN!

WE LOVE KING JULIEN!

he's like my idol!woohoo.

bcoz of how graceful he is.

bcause of how well he can shake his BOOTAYY.

"i like to move it move it, he like to move it move it, she like to move it move it..we like to MOVE ITTTT!"

=D

AND because he has really BAD plans that always work.

=S

i heard a quote from him this morning saying:

"the best experiences ive had with u is the ones we haven't had!"

to a frend who was going away.

success.

if he were real, id make him king of the world.=D

kthxbye.

Have you ever had those moments in life, where you look in the mirror, and you have no idea who that person staring back at you is?

Do you have those moments when you think is an orange called an orange because it's orange in colour, or the the colour orange is called orange because the fruit orange is orange?

Or wonder why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Or which came first? The chicken, or the egg?

Or why some things have the strangest names. like bubble or hippopotamus or sandwich.

Or why we are all here? What's the purpose of this life? Where do we go when we die? Is there really such things as heaven, hell, god and devil ?

How do you know for sure unicorns and fairies and mermaids don't exist? Just because you haven't seen it doesn't make it unreal right?

When you wake up in the morning, do you wonder how getting dressed and going to work/school and facing all the shit waiting for you benefits you?

Have you ever realised that everything you know, everything you believe in, from basic alphabets to the big bang theory, even the existence of god itself, is all MAN MADE.

EVERY SINGLE KNOWLEDGE that you posses, is all created, spread and thought by HUMANS. So how do you even know what's right and what's wrong? Which is the truth and which is the lie?

I guess it all boils down to faith. You say "life's to short to worry about things like this. just have some faith and enjoy your life while you can." right? But then again, what is faith? Do you know what it really is? What it really means? Your idea of faith is what your mum or you grandmother uncle aunty cat dog teacher told you. So.....your're back to square one.

Life is a joke. You go through life everyday not knowing if you are going to be eaten by aliens or get hit by a bus or get raped. You will never know what's gonna happen the very next minute of your life and you will never know the answers to all the questions you have. Kesimpulannya, life is full of doubt and unanswered questions.

Hence, the phrase LIFE IS A JOKE.

DEPRESSING AINT IT? I KNOW.

What if what your're living now, what your're experiencing now isn't real? What if it's a just a dream that you fell into and never woke up?

(this is the side effects of watching the movie inception =S)

k.thx.bye

If you were thinking that reading this post is gonna tell you the secrets of the universe or a solution to your doubts at the ending, ur wrong. Cause i dnt have the answers either. So now, feel even more depresssed and go jump of a bridge or drink a few shots of vodka and go to sleep.

the other GOD theory

helo.lah.

so lately the topic has turned to a more godlike direction.

i shall contribute.

let me firstly clear the fact that im an atheist. as in i bliv in god. but i dont bliv in religion.

so if ur like very holy..and so into "MY RELIGION IS THE BEST"...

dont read this.

if u do n get offended, time to get a new religion.

=D

im not gonna go on abt y i dont bliv in religion. im just gna go straight into a theory i kinda like. it is .. not to say true or logical ..but.. interesting?ha.ha.

it is called... wait for itt.... .... .... ... the chariot of fire. =D

if ive got my facts right, this theory is states that life was put onto earth by intelligent lifeforms from outer space.

in other words, aliens. =D

im not like the biggest believer in aliens n all that la.

but it COULD be. u knw like we're the alien's food farm. they provide us everything we need. sit back in their planet n watch us make fools of ourselves here.

n everytime someone dies, its actually coz they need to eat. like they press a button n *poof*. we're dead n we're made into steak.=D this will turn all those heaven hell ideologies into crap basically.

*ligthning strikes human.human dies.human becomes alien food* yay.

BUT i would like to bliv a heaven exist where i can wack marshmellow clouds all day and play the gold harp with those naked flying angel type babies...i think they're called cherubims.

wouldnt be bad if them angels looks like him.=D

bah. back to it. i mean...explain the pyramids to me la seriously. how did mankind put that together with their so called technology back then? its a coordinate for the aliens to land.

take a second before u call all this bizarre thinking (altho it really is)

and conclude it's totally rubbish.

we have life and soul and feelings.

i bliv in god for his or HER creation of humans.

the fact that we have such deep thoughts about love and intelligent capabilities.

religion.rly doesnt explain much of how the world started tho.

and most of it is crap. coz some religions are so similar, but the names or time or event is modified slightly and it becomes a whole new religion.

id like to giv examples but i shall not.

id like to hold on to the bliv that no religion encourages killing.

no matter what the reason.

so.. chariot of fire.

we are really all just alien food.

JOY.

=D

i should add id like to see the world end.

and id like to be sipping orange juice on top of the mountain when it happens.

to see the sea flowing over the mountains.

now THATS a day worth living for to die on.

WHO IS GOD???

he or maybe SHE is said to be the creator of this world, and universe and what ever else in that particular category.

adam and eve perhaps( according to christianity). where GOD made human's and everything else is made by CHINA.

the one we pray to when we are scared, the one we ask for things that our parents can not provide us with, like a magical unicorn or justin bieber dead.

god is supposed to be seen in our husbands.emphasize on SUPPOSED TO BE.

since little our parents implanted on us the god we have to chose to believe depending on our religion.

AND THEN THERE IS THE OBVIOUS GOD.

the one you just want to look at.every day and every second of your life.

and touch.

and stare.

and stare.

and stare.

trust me.this can go on.and ON.AND ON

and on.






AND ON.

don't you just love GOD:D